Breakfast at Mrs. Sludges - Part 2b.
OOC - Sorry that it's another short post, But I had a sudden
inspiration I just /had/ to act on... Hopefully somebody will like
it!
RPG-
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Who: Major Havoc, White Wolf, Wd-40, Allie, Katrina.
When: Just as a hovering city rolled in... <after Allie fills WW in>
Where: Mrs. Sludges coffee shop.
Just as Allie finishes explaining everything to White Wolf, there's a
huge rumble and shadow passes over the city block outside.
Everyone stepped outside to look up into the sky. What they saw
caused everyone to stare, even major Havoc dropped his cell in
amazement. They were staring at the Huge hovering city with ropes
hanging down and soldier sliding down on them.
The Huge hamster muttered, "Yeah know, I saw enough of this kinda
thing on Krynn to last me lifetime. Bugger it all!"
The rotund hamster bent over and picked up the cell phone, and
quickly dialed "1-888-blue-dwarf".
The number rang for several moments, then Holly's voice came on
stating "Beep. If you'd like to make a international call, please
dial one, the country code, the time zone code, pound 10-10-220, and
the parties name you wish to contact followed by their email address
converted to IBM's EBCDIC format and thier social security number in
ASCII format."
"Holly! This is White Wolf, connect me up with the Captain right now,
or I'm coming right up there and downgrade you to an adding machine
irregardless of the radiation leak." Shouted the large hamster into
the phone.
"I'll get right on it." Replied Holly, there was a pause, then "Um,
would you happen to know how coins I should put in the slot?"
"what are you talking about?!?"
"Well, everything I try to connect you, I get message saying I don't
have the proper dollar pounds exchange rate."
"Well, just try putting coins in until it's satisfied, holly."
"I already tried that, and it drained Dr. Cerebrum's & the security
depts accounts, before it told me I'd have to wait three weeks
beforefor recieving store credit."
"Alright then, Salt it."
"cor, and you call me thick. I can't salt something that's not food."
replied Holly.
"No, I meant, create a virtual reality simulation of a coin slot in
which you pour a gallon of Salt water into it, causing the virtual
telephone to free vend." replied the overgrown hamster.
The was a long pause, then a splashing sound, followed by gasp of
surprise from Holly.
"It works everytime!" remarked the Hamster, "now can you get me
through?"
"It's clanging now..." replies Holly.
"Clanging?!?" inquires the huge hamster quistically.
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<Ok, does Capt Niples pick it up and answer or does someone else?>
- WW