ESCAPE!!!.....maybe not

Who:- Jay, Plebe guards
Where:- Plebian interrogation room
When:- After capture.
Jay awoke pretty quickly, nothing to do with his recently aqcuired
speed, but more due to the fact thats its pretty damn difficult NOT
to wake up when theres a high output lightbulb beaming in your face.
Maybe Jay could try that one on Alota next time she rolls over on to
HIS side of the bed.
"WherethehellamI?" he asked, not really expecting a response, he just
thought he better ask like they always do in the movies.
"SILENCE HUMAN!" snapped a females voice "You are out prisoner,
you're here to answer questions not ask them"
"Oh" said Jay.
"What are you and your friends doing here?"
"Well I dont know about my friends" Jay said "But I'm not doing much,
sitting down strapped to a chair, getting my eyeballs burned out by a
bulb, oh speaking of which, can you turn that thig off, You see I'm a
pilot, I kinda need to be able to see"
"You're part of an invasion force arent you? Sent by Earth to destry
us! Banishing us to this place isnt enough for you eh?"
"No really I'm just a pilot, we landed here, temporarily to escape
the radiation leak that occured on the mother ship"
"This mother ship, A warship? You some kind of soldier?"
"No..It's a minig ship, were on a mission of peace, to find a missing
vessel, and..I'm a pilot"
"The others you're with? they are soldiers?"
"Not exactly, lets see...theres my wife, her best friend, my friends
Phil FeBuggure and Chris Zodar, neither of who are particualry how
shall we say 'combat orientated' Zodar's girlfriend, an invisible
nurse, a cat and a Psychiatrist" Jay finished his sentence.
"So.."
"Oh and an Obnoxious Doctor, kill him if you like"
"What have you got behind your back?" asked the Plebe woman
"Nothing"
"Liar." siad the Plebe "You're a dirty rotten liar"
"All I have behind my back are my hands, which you tied there"
"Let me see" demanded Jays interrogator.
"How can I let you see? my hands are TIED!"
The plebe got out of her seat, and walked round behind Jay, him
getting the first clear view of her when she moved out of the light.
"Open your hands, I want to se what you have"
"Ok sure, Let me show you"
Jay clenched his fist and brought it up fast, VERY fast, impacting
with the womans chin. Knocking her clean out.
All the time Jay had been sat there, he'd been using his super-speed
to rub his hands together so fast, that it burned through the ropes
tying him down.
Taking the Plebes gun he ran at the locked door at many miles an
hour, sending it flying off its hinges, outside he took a Plebe by
the throat, and pointed the gun at his head.
"Take me to where they're keeping the rest of my party"
"I don't know what you mean"
Jay cocked the gun, the sound of the click burrowing into the Plebes
skull.
"Lets start again shall we? Hi, I'm Jay, pleasure to meet you, would
you please take me to my friends?!"
The Plebe swallowed hard, fearing for his life. "Ruh..Right this
way..."
The two got quite far, with no trouble. Until Jay spotted a sign on a
door that read.
"SECRET WEAPON, ssh It's a secret"
"interesting" said Jay. "Whats in here?"
"The secret weapon..geez and they call Plebes slow"
"Yeah but what is it?"
"YOU needn't concern yourself with that"
came a voice from behind, Jay turned, it was a small army of plebes.
"Surrender NOW"
"really...what are you gonna do? I can move faster than what most
people think, except Keto..who thnks about as quickly as most dead
people move"
"We dont need to move"
"what do you mean"
at this moment jay felt something pushing into his back, it was a
tazer, secinds later he was unconcious.
BACK AT THE CELL
Jay, didnt notice that he was passing alota in the corridor, and she
didnt notice either, such as it is when you're unconcious. Zodar and
tara however noticed Jay being violently thrown into their cell.
"Keep an eye on this one" One plebe ordered another, "He seems like
he could be trouble"
<tara, alota, Zodar, Kayn?>
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@y..., "alotta5uk" <RON@c...> wrote:
> After the unsuccessfulness of Jay's 'piloting' there was a little
bit
> of crew here and a little bit of crew there. Keto and Cerebrum
where
> left to face the perils of loneliness whilst Alota, Zodar, Tara and
> Jay had been kidnapped by idiotic Plebians.
> Alota had just started to come too, where they were she didn't
know,
> what they were she wasn't even sure. The place they where in was a
> giant building with one huge cell, currently containing several BD
> folks. Huge jangling metal chains hung from the ceiling in which
> Tara was inraveled in, Alota was chained to the floor, Zodar was
> chained to the ceiling, Jay strangely enough wasn't in the same
room
> as him.
> "Obviously the Plebian version of Changing Rooms* has been here"
> Alota commented sarcasticly looking at the decor which was a dreary
> and rather unenthusiastic black.
> She looked up at Tara who had a glazed look in her eyes, Zodar was
> also in the land of the living although he was pretty peeved that
he
> was living on a ceiling. Tara started mumbling something,
> "Don't worry Charlie will save me" she muttered dreamily, Alota's
> eyes bugged out,
> "Are you refering to Charles Keto?" Alota asked, Tara nodded
vaguely
> hearing any of the question said to her, Alota looked up her bright
> yellow eyes glowing,
> "She must have been hit too hard over the head!" Zodar shouted down
> from the great height, Alota nodded.
> Two minutes later before Alota could even think about teleporting
> outta there a Plebian guard came in and whacked her round the head
> knocking her out..........again.
>
> *Changing rooms is a decorating show shown on BBC in England, where
> people get make overs.
>
> <<NEXT>>