The Crater Escape (As You Can See, My Titling Skills Are Minor)

Who: Uncaptured Bug People
Where: The crater
When: Just after the miraculous Bug to Crater transformation
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-- SNIP --
> "They want a war, they got one....." said Phil donning his glasses
> and trying to look menacing, all the time ognoring the fact that
> Hazel was alugh at the fact that Phil's boxer shorts were showing
> through a rip in his trrouses.
-- END SNIP --
There was a click that echoed across the crater.
Phil's attempt at looking menacing had evidently not overly menaced the
Plebian now standing at the far side of the crater, a gun trained on the little
group gathered across from him.
"Don't move, humans!" he said in a raised voice, stepping forwards to get a
better line of fire, "Or I'll pull this trigger!"
"Kind of assumed that," muttered Keto. Phil breathed in sharply, and the
doctor glanced sideways to see him rubbing his temple again as if in pain.
"I said DON'T MOVE!" yelled the super-Plebian, finger tightening on the
trigger. Cerebrum and Keto were almost instinctively edging towards the cover
of the nearest tree, Phil was seemingly concentrating more on the pain inside
his head than anything else, Eve was still unconscious upon the ground (though
she seemed to be stirring now) and Coffey...
There was a yell, a spray of bullets that by some miracle narrowly missed
slicing Phil in two, and a thump.
"Whoops," called the invisible Coffey from over the far side of the crater,
where the Plebian had been standing scant moments ago, "My hand slipped."
"In surgery a bad thing, here definitely a good thing!" stated Keto.
"Are you wondering what the last thing to pass through his head was?" asked
Cerebrum, glancing down at the faint mess on the crater floor.
"His boots?"* asked Keto sourly, "Come on, we've got some Starbug people to
find!" Glancing over at the still-wincing Phil, he commented, "That must be one
big headache."
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OOC: Tag!
* Sorry, sorry, bad joke I know.