urrrrrgggggghhhhh

Jay woke up with a start, feeling a bursting need for the toilet.
Only problem was he was too hungover to feel like moving more than a few inches.
Eventually he persuaded himslef to move, theStarbug floor wasnt really the most comfortable place to sleep.
Struggling to regain his normal 20-20 vision he staggered out of the bathroom although not as fast as he had been moving recently, he was still a bit quicker than most sober people, and stumbled into the cockpit. Clutching his head.
"You know..." he muttered to Phil, who was sat in the science station; and who was chuckling at Jays facial decoration, provided by his wife,  "I could really go for a sausage and egg roll*..know a good coffee shop?"
Phil was happily munching on a packet of crisps.
Jay wasnt sure if he was just hungover, or if Phil REALLY was eating Salt and Vinegar crisps, he dismissed it as the first. And slumped into the pilots seat.
"You needent think you're flying us outta here!" ALota's voice came from the midsection, Jay certain the shuttle rumbled as she spoke.
"Im the Pilot! who else is gonna fly?!"
"You're also half cut!"
"Bollocks!" he replied "I'm perfectley sober, my increased metabolism solved that!"
"You're still hungover, therefore drunk"
"Im fine"
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
"FOUR!"
"TWO!"
"Smeg..."
"We cant leave yet anyway, Keto and Cerebrum are still out there somewhere"
"And we cant leave why?"
 
 
 
 

 
----- Original Message -----
From: Christopher Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Sent: Sunday, January 27, 2002 2:18 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Bad Dog!

Who : Phil and Tara
When : After Tara changed into a dog
Where : Outside the cafe that's on fire
 
"You have just killed two people Phil! and youexpect me to let you past?!""Get out of my way""Make me" said Tara. Phil shook his head and pushed past her. Compleatly forgetting the 'keep a low profile rule' infront of half a dozen Plebians Tara morphed into a dog and attacked Phil
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As Tar ran towards Phil he picked up a stick and flung it away fom him
 
"Fetch girl!"
 
Tara automatically ran towards where Phil thrown the stick.
 
"What the smegg am I doing?" she through and headed back towards where Phil was heading, back out of the city and back to base camp.
 
As Tara charged towards Phil he heard her growling and spun around very quickly and fired a low level beam at her, knocking her out.
 
Picking up the now sleeping dog, Phil spotted a "Canine Home for Stray Doggies".
 
Running in he put the dog on the counter. Smiled at the plebian and ran out again.
 
"Right i suppose I better make a start on anayling this planet Then, Before Niples get's suspicous." Phil said to the world at large.
 
Making his way back out the city, Phil noticed a starbug parked nearby and went towards it, with the idea of grabbing a lift.
 
On entering the bug, He spotted Jay aslepp on the floor of the bug. with some stuff doddle on his face. Lauging, he got hold of a bowl of warm water from the supply room and placed Jay's hand in it.*
 
<< Tara or Jay >>
* = For those who don't know, if you place a sleeping person hand in a bowl of warm water, they wet themselves. Apprantly.
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