Armored crash

Who: Cerebrum
Where: Inside his brand new armored car
When: Shortly after nearly running down Dr Keto
 
Cerebrum had cleaned out three more casinos, and had converted his money into gold bars, and was now on his way back to the meeting point. He had just missed running down Dr Keto, and was circling around the block for a second try, and was driving in front of a grocery store looking for him, when the armored car suddenly shot forwards, and crashed through the front of the grocery store. He slammed down on the brakes, but this failed to accomplish anything as the van was a meter off the ground at this point.
 
The van continued to smash through the shelves, heading straight towards the counter, where there appeared to be Dr Keto, who's horrified expression lead Cerebrum to believe that he didn't want to be hit with a high velocity armored car. Then Keto dived to the ground, and the armored car went right through the floor of the shop, and down fifty or so feet.
 
Cerebrum opened up the window and stuck his head out the window. There wasn't a scratch on the van. "Well I'll be. The magazine was right, these things are virtually indestructible."
 
Then he looked down, and wondered what the metal objects on the floor of the tunnel were. There appeared to be two of them, with a smaller third one in the middle, next to each other, and they stretched off as far as he could see. Then he heard a sound that was best described as that of a train travelling through an underground route. Better known as a subway.
 
Cerebrum rolled up the window, and adopted the standard crash position. He put his hands over his head, and prayed.
 
The Plebians at the next subway station down the line were astonished (a minute after the fact) to see an armored car fly into the station, after being pushed by the subway. If they had been a bit smarter, they would have been astonished by the fact that the armored car wasn't the slightest bit damaged.