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Who: Jay 'soon to be dead' Chrysler and Alota 'about to mop the floor with Jay' Chrysler.
When: three minutes since you last asked me
Where: Pub
 
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A lone figure leapt across the rooftops with incredible agility. Spotting the bar she jumped off the roof and gazed through the window..............<<End snip>>
 
The window was a bit dirty,
"Dirt's probably as slow as the people on this planet" Alota snickered, using the sleeve of her uniform she wiped the glass window down.   Peering through again she saw the main bar with masses of plebians slowly sipping from a pint of beer.  The bar tender had just tripped over knocking what looked like a vodka bottle and six small shot glasses,
"Idiot's" Alota sighed before looking over to the pool table.  She saw several plebians with cues in their hands looking dumbfoundedly at a person whizzing around potting the balls into the pockets. 
The person stopped for a second to grab a gulp from his pint glass.   After swallowing he continued stumbling a little towards the pool table whizzing back around it.   Alota was not happy, she recognized that person, it was a person that was supposed to be on a mission gathering information on where the frell they where!   Completely forgetting that she had abandoned the trench coat and hat she walked to the door forced it open and walked right up to said person.  Nobody gave her any looks they where all to slow.  She coughed slightly trying to attract the attention of zippy, it didn't work, she then tried to wave at him, it still didn't work then she shouted at the top of her lungs,
"JAY MONTAGUE CHRYSLER STOP IMMEDIATELY!"  Jay stopped at once staring at his blue furred slightly squatting wife,
"Alota honey" he slurred,
"Don't you Alota honey me mr, I thought you where supposed to be asking about this planet not flipping getting drunk"
"I was minglin with the localz" he said as pissed as a fart,
"Thas kinda like getting information"
"Jay if I weren't a respectable lady (yeah right) I'd knee you in the nuts so you'd sound like a chipmunk"
"Ok I'm just gonna go to sleep now"
"Jay you twonk we're supposed to be meeting the other team members in a second how  are we supposed to fly the damn bug back"
"Oh yeah I forgot about that.........."Jay passed out before he could continue.  During the whole conversation people had started to look at Alota, suddenly an ear piercing scream flooded through the pub,
"Oh shit I forgot"  then she teleported herself and Jay to the meeting point, dizzily she lifted Jay on her shoulder,
"I've got an idea for revenge she thought" she whipped out a JMC edition permanent marker, ones that where actually quite perminant, and drew 'smeg' on his forhead a long with a rediculous goatie beard,
"Heh heh that should do for now" she said lightly then waited for the others to return.
 
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