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Who:- Jay
Where:- In the City
Jay stepped off the bus in the city centre an proceeded to explore
and examine the local culture, to see if there was any reason for
these strange goings-on.
The only trouble was, the residents of this planet seemed..well...a
tad on the slow side, both mentally AND physically, they stumbled
around, and the driver of the bus he'ed been on took a full 20
minutes to calculate that he owed Jay 5 penny-cents change froma
dollar-pound for a 95 penny-cent journey. Add to the fact that it
later took him a full 30 minutes to react to a red light. He'd also
noticed how the gap between the lights and the actual crossing's and
junctions where at last a mile apart, probably to comepensate for the
slow reaction times. Ordinarily, It wouldnt have been THAT difficult
to communicate with these people, but at the present time, Jay had to
slow himself down to talk to the rest of the crew, let alone the more
challenged members of the local community. Needless to say, any
attempts he made at communication were met with confusion.
He strolled down the high street. Trying to move slowly enough not to
look out of place with his new found...'athleticness' He still moved
at a speed most would link to sprinting, but it was as slow as he
could go. He spotted the entrance to a bar.
"Hmm" he
thought "perhapsicouldgetanideabyseeingtheminlargenumbers...."
He entered the bar.....
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