revised post - Bye bye birdei

Who : Phil, Tara and a roast chicken
When : after the thing in the tree
Where : After jay
 
Phil was sitting in the tree. Pissed off. A robin was sitting nearby. It was either that or a chicken ha lernt how to fly. Nope, it was a chicken.
 
Phil was still pissed off. Eveyone else was getting superpowers but him. Out of spite he glared at the chicken. A warm sensation behind his eyes got hottter and hotter until a bright red light shot out and caused the cicken to explode.
 
"Cool!" said Phil surronded by floating chickens feathers.
 
Phil then saw a blur go past. Judhing by the smell of SnV crisps it had to be jay. Having nothing better to do, he dcided to follow him as he reached into his pocket for a set of really cool black sunglasses.
 
Phil set off after jay as fast as he could. This planet was turning out okay, thought Phil, as he glared at another chicken, turning it into a pile of feathers of nuggets...He then set off after Jay again. FP watched him go from the shadows. He then stepped back into the shadows and floowed him from the darkness
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Part 2
 
"Phil, i... remember me when you go back" Tara held back the tears. she held his hands"I couldn't forget you....." His body crumpled to the ground"Phil...." she let him fall"Hah hah hah, now there is only me left, sweetheart" PP said in a chilling voice
 
"You do think highly of yourself, don't you Phil...." said Tara, getting a bit scared now.
 
"Of course I do. After all, it's not every day you lean you can do this...."
 
Phil lifted his glasses up and glared at a duck that was paddling in a pool. The water started to steam and the duck began to quack, for some reason being unable to take off.
 
"Phil Stop it, your hurting it..." pleaded Tara, pulling at Phil's jacket.
 
The water stopped steaming and the slighlty cooked duck flew off, screaming obsenaties at Phil.(in Duck of course)
 
"Well my dear, can't stop and chat. Got places to go, things to do, people to fry, starting with a certain Doctor......"
 
"Phil, NO! I won't let you harm anyone..."
 
"Why, what are you gonna do? Attack me? Not a very good idea...."
 
Phil turned his back on Tara and started to walk away, laughing...
 
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