MagKeto

(Joint Post Between JHXMT and Andy Longman)
Who: Department Heads
Where: Meeting Tent 1A
When: The Department Head Meeting
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The department heads had assembled, which this time also included
Alota and Jay, who in Kayns absence WAS a department head. Alota was
trying to calm Jay down, who couldnt stay still and was dashing
around the room like a hyperactive chipmunk.
"Can we please find Wile E Coyote a seat?" called Keto from the
back of the room, "And perhaps serve him Chrysler on a plate?"
"Upyoursketo!" Jay said, quicker than most people could blink.
"Lt. Cmdr!" yelled Niples, "Please take a seat!"
Jay sat down, having been orered, but continued to fidget once he
had done.
Keto sighed, and looked around the room. Chrysler was apparently
gifted with hyper-sonic speed, Mrs Chrysler-Creature literally WAS a
creature and could teleport from place to place, Cerebrum had gone
mystic and several other members were composed of rock, flying,
zapping things with their eyes or shrinking grass.
"This is a place of nonsense!" cried Keto, waving his hands in the
air.
There were several yells, and the tent nearly collapsed. Keto
glanced up to where several more unfortunate members of the meeting
were dangling from metallic watches, buckles or in one painful case,
piercings.
"Damn, sorry," he muttered, and lowered his hands, everything
metallic inside the tent lowering as he did so.
Jay, having been more than annoyed by having been dangled by his
own and his dead sister's dog-tags that he wore around his neck
glared at Keto.
"CANTYOUMAKEANOINTMENTORSOMETHING?" he
blabbered "Ican'tlivewithdoingEVERYTHINGthisfast!"
"I can't help until I know more about the problem," said Keto,
shrugging, and as a side-effect causing everyone to be flung up and
down rapidly.
"DammitdocIfiwantedtoflyI'dgetinashuttle!
Keepyourdamnhandstoyourself!"
A deathly silence fell over the tent.
"Tell me..." murmured Keto as a giant shadow loomed over the
tent, "Are the shuttles...metallic?"
Everyone gazed at the roof of the tent. As people realised what was
happening they dispersed - Alota vanished in a puff of smoke, Jay
sped away with an intense wind chasing him, Keto and Cerebrum fought
over the tent entrance. Eventually they both made it through, seconds
before the Starbug Dean was piloting crashed down on the tent, forced
down by Keto's pull.
"Nice flying," said Keto sarcastically. Jay, zipping back from his
safe position, yelled out.
"KETO!Don'tclapsarcastica..."
Keto clapped.
-- Twenty Minutes Later --
"Meeting resumes," said Niples pointedly, after the tent had been
put back up and the shuttles flown back into position, a couple with
hefty dents in them.
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OOC: Next!