Hmm? I ain't even department head, why me?
Dean was woken by the noise of his beeper going off. "Go away." he said
sleepily, before turning over and notcing something furry next to him.
"What the?!" he shouted
Dean's heartbeat went through the roof, he would have had to have been
incredibly drunk to go to bed with a bonsai plant.
"What is it?" said Armer, popping his head through the tent door.
"I seem to have gone to bed with a bonsai tree! Aprt from that, I'm hunky
smegging dory."
"Jeez, whats that beeping noise?"
"Oh, that would be the beeper that woke me up."
"Answer it, then we'll work out the Bonsai."
"Dean? This is Captain Seymour, we got a problem, Alota has become small,
blue and furry, anything strange happened at your end?"
"Well, a bonsai tree seems to have got into bed with me."
"Look, round up your crew and fly over in Starbug ASAP, we got a major
problem."
"You want us or the entire squadron?" asked Dean.
"Better make it the whole squad."
"Aight, see you in about 30mins, Over and Out."
"Er.. Dean, you see this Bonsai plant?"
"Uh-huh."
"Why does it remind me of something thats on our ship somewhere."
"Well, let's think, it's a tree, and it's pink. Ring any bells?" said Dean,
irritably. "think it over whilst I wake everyone up."
"COME ON YOU BUNCH OF MAGGOTS, ITS WAKEY TIME!"
*BONK*
"OW! L'ontar! Your dead meat, COME ON! WE NEED TO MOVE, ALOTA'S BECOME A
SMALL FURRY BLUE THING!"
There was a muffled cheer.
"IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE A GOOD THING!"
Dean "Raven" Thomas
Madness Takes Its Toll, Please have Exact Change
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