ACTION POST:- (joint post by Jay and Alota.) .

Who:- Jay, Alota
Where:- Planets surface.
Hours later, all the shuttles in Jays party had landed, after
allowing all the other teams to touch down. It was getting late and
so everyone was setting up camp for the night. Jay was having extreme
difficulty in erecting the tent for him and Alota to sleep in, in
fact it took, him, Zodar, Phil, Cerebrum AND the Big Pink Tree, just
to get it to stay standing. Eventually it was up, and he and Alota
settled for the night. even thouhg Jay had, in a momentof pure
genius, placed the tent over a big sharp rock, which was now stabbing
him in the back through his half of the sleeping bag.
Jay snuggled up to Alota,
"Alota?" Jay asked questioningly,
"Hmmm?" she mumbled on the verge of sleep,
"When was the last time you shaved your legs?" Alota opened her eyes
at that question,
"I like to keep my feminine business to myself thankyou very much!"
she said grumpily then asked "Why?"
"Well..its just that.....i kinda get the feeling we got a cat or
soemthing between us..."
"Jay the only cat around is Pita and I think Katrina has that
perticular cat with her"
"he he! stop it youre tickling!"
"What are you going on about Jay?"
"HAHAHAH!"
"WHAT?!"
Alota unzipped the double sleeping bag and threw the cover
down. "AH...."
"Jay, urm open your eyes"
"Waht..? oh..god...." Jay opened his eyes, slwoly the inside of the
tent came into focus..he wanted to scream..but held himslef back for
ALotas sake..."umm.....you wanna borrow my Mach 750?"
"Urm Jay I don't think that's the problam look at my
hands".......suddenly an ear piercing scream drifted throughout the
other tents waking all the occupents of those said tents up
"JAY I HAVE A FUCKING TAIL!" Alota sobbed
"AND IT'S BLOODY POINTED" Alota screamed even louder, she used her
tridactal hands to rest her head in them then rubbed her hands down
the side of her head,
"JAY I have elf ears"
Jay said nothing, just stared at his wifes, now furry, elven body
with a VERY worried look in his face."
"JAY?!" she said, practically in tears
"UM..sorry...sorry honey...I'm trying to come to temrs with you're
being blue and furry!"
"YOUR TRYING TO COME TO TERMS WITH IT?! how do you think I feel?!!"
she said, her voice a mixture of annoyance and despair.
"sorry honey..." Jay said, and hugged her, holding her head agianst
his chest lettin her cry quietly against him. "
"Alota, Dont worry, I love you and I'll make sure, Keto finds an
ointment to....."
Jay shut up. Alota had suddenly switched from being distressed to
just plain PISSED OFF.
"what...did....you...say?! OINTMENT?! F@*#ING OINTMENT?!!!!!???!!??!!
YOURE MY HUSBAND NOT MY GREATEST ENEMY!"
Jay knew hed said the wrong thing,
"Guess..im sleeping in the starbug huh?"
"GODDAMIT JAY!!"
At that Jay bolted...hoping to find a medic, Tara was around this
campsite somewhere. HE ran as fast as he could, and then suddenley
came to a halt, skidding an incredible distance and boring chasms
into the ground with his feet. He had lost sight of the
campsite. "ALOTA!?" he shouted. No answer. "ZODAR? CEREBRUM? TARA?"
nothing. He pulled out his portable navicomp and tapped in the
command that would show him his postion in relation to the
Starbugs. "276 miles away?"
he gazed back at the trenches his feet had left, and the scorch marks
in the ground caused by friction.
"Dam...im fast...."
Alota felt the wind disperse around her,
"Where the fuck did he go?" Alota asked impatiently, she crossed her
fingers trying to get used to three fingers. Standing up she had this
urge to crouch,
"Man what the fuck is happenening? And why am I saying fuck all the
time, gees anyone would think this was some sort of phsycotic
institution of the twighlight zone" she mumbled to herself walking
forward on all fours.
"Where the hell is he?" she asked, closing her eye's she thought
about something breifly then something weird happend, she smelt the
smell of brimstone (fart basicly) and dissapeared from the place just
as Tara was coming in.
Opening her eyes she found herself hanging from a tree with Jay below
her,
"Urm Jay I think we have a problem" she said as she clung to the
branch with her tail,
"You're telling me!" Said Jay.
"You just did some weird Star Trek shit! and I just ran 276 miles in
3 seconds!"
"Maybe we oughta see the captain" Alota said.
"Er...yeh..meet ya there?!"
"If I can get there"
Jay ran straight to the captains tent,and attempted to knock on the
canvas door he then noticed the doorbell, and pressed it.
"I'm coming I'm coming" Seymour nipples said as he came to the door,
"Captiainsomethingreally
weirdisgoingonandidon'tlikeitforonesecondohshithnowi'mstartingtosoundl
ikeroadrunnermeepmeep!"
"What, come in come in"
"Thankyoucaptain,Idon'tknowwhat'sgoingonbutAlota'sblueandfurryandsheju
stdidthisreallyweirdStarTrekshitthingthatcompletelyfreakedmeoutandI'mt
alkinglikeroadrunnermeepmeep"
"Well where is Alota?" Seymour asked trying to grasp the whole
situation
"Sheshouldbehereinaminutemeepmeep" Suddenly the tent collapsed under
someones weight,
"Er sorry about that, still can't get a hang of this teleporting
thing"
"Maybe I should assemble the department heads" Said Niples.
<freaky stuff! anything weird happening to anyone else...Cerebrum and
Keto need not answer...>