They are the work of Satan

Who : Those on Jay's shuttle, Phil and the security bloke
When : After the evac
Where : Jay's shuttle
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HE clambered into a nearby shuttle, into which several crew members  had already climbed. (If you  wanna be with jay feel free to post)  Phil was also aboard, guarded by one of the secutrity officers  after 'killing' his futrure self. He was happily munching on a packet of Cheese and Onion crisps.
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"Egggh," exacalimed Jay, "Those things are the work of Satan..."
 
"mrmrpph?" asked Phil finishing off the packet and handing it to the guard(who looked at it with a very odd expresion)
 
"Pardon?"
 
"I said, "What, these?" meaning the CnO crisps?"
 
"Yep those. They are evil. They stink, and the  give me major botty problems. Why do you eat them..."
 
"Well they taste damm better then Salt N Vinegar. Bow there was a cirsp desgined by all the lords of hell.."
 
The atmosphere got very chilly.
 
"What did i say?" asked Phil.
 
"I...like.....Salt and Vinegar Crisps....."
 
"Since when?"
 
"Since for ever. I once bought a pack of cheese and onion thinking they were gonna be snv, but NO blue pack...grren crisps...traumatised me for lifeNow since you are a mate, I'll forgt you ever said that okay?"
 
"What, that CnO are better then SnV flavour. Why what you gonna do about? Force feed me a pack of SnV?"
 
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