is he dead? poke him with a stick..thenn we'll know...Splutch....

Who:- Tara, Alota, Jay..kind of dead-ish Phil
Where:- along the prom prom prom....
When:- once upon a time
<sniperoo>
"Jay, can you call for Dr. Keto, tell him to prepare for another
space burial. Tara folded FP's hands on his chest and kissed his
cheek lightly. Jay put his hand on Tara's shoulder....
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"Tara..." he said "I'm sorry....I...I...dont know what to say"
Alota grabbed Jay by the shoulder and pulled him away
"Are you crazy?" she whispered "You have to tell her the truth"
"Why?" Jay asked
"Honey, I love you but sometimes you can be dam insensitive, shes
devastated, and I know, if that was you lying there, I'd be the same,
do you REALLY wanna put her through that KNOWING hes not dead?"
"No" Replied the pilot.
"THEN TELL HER!"
"I dont wanna put her through that either, I mean, you saw what I was
liek when Vanessa was killed but think of it this way, IF she thinks
he's dead, she wil realise that OUR phil did it because he still
loves her, they could get back together"
"Have it your way flyboy" Alota said and turned around, walking away,
she stopped, and turned facing Jay again "BUT YOURE SLEEPING ON THE
COUCH TONIGHT!"
"Um..holly, call Toss...um i mean DOCTor Keto" siad Jay
"Wait a second...DID YOU SAY COUCH?" he yelled as he relaised what
his wife had said
"Ah smeg....."