The Blue Dwarf Dimension Shifts, and blows a Clutch!

Who:- Efof, and the drive room posseWhen:- Right after Efof propped a broomstick up against the blue Dwarf's flightstick and bent down to retrieve the doughnut he was going to try which had recently fell out of one his hands and rolled away on the floor. (But let's not talk about the fact that this incident seems to have saved him from doing the equivalent of drinking and driving...)Where:- Your kidding, right?
<Sniperoo>Vinny shrieked the >Highest< note ever sang by a male singer expressing his pain, and then, he suddenly lost control of everything - the ship, the doors, the people, his bowels and especially his grip on the offending hamster, who choose this moment to hop out of Vinny open pants, and to the floor.<End Sniperoo>
As the Blue Dwarf suddenly lurched to one side as control was suddenly returned to the flightstick, and the Ffion nearly stepped on his trunk as he tried keeping himself from falling when he lost his balance and his doughnut again.
"What are you doing Efof?" Screamed Allie rushing out of Captain Niples rear drive room office with slipping and sliding on a wet spot on the floor due to somebody's dumped coffee.
The Ffion hardily paused for a moment while chasing his doughnut from the left side of the drive room to the right side while replying, "Trying to collect my Doughnut."
Allie & Alota frantically grabbed the Blue Dwarfs flightstick and tried fighting the jostling  movement it was making as the ship fought against the tug of the black hole while doing a barrel roll and a loop da loop at the same.
"Forget the frelling doughnut, and give us a hand here!" Screamed Alota as the Ffion chased the rolling doughnut from the right side of the drive room to the left side again.
Efof suddenly stopped, and started clapping loudly with all four of his hands.
"That's not the kind of hand she meant, you trunk-faced menace!" hollered Allie, "She meant get over here and fly us through that wormhole right now!!!"
"Oh Well, why didn't you just say that Alota?" replied Efof as he quickly picked up his doughnut with one of his four arms, and walked over during the next shudder of the ship to take the flightstick from them. And rotated the dial from the 'hollypilot assist' to 'manual control' with one hand, and causally took a bit out of his doughnut with another, and guided the flightstick with his other two hands.
"Gah!" uttered the frustrated Allie, as she reached her hands towards Efof's throat and Alota interposed herself to keep her Acting-Captain from strangling the Ffion pilot.
"Don't those two know it's dangerous to spacewalk without a spacesuit?" Said Efof, gesturing towards the main viewscreen which displayed Lt. Edwards & Security Ensign Troy Hardkill drifting into the BD's path as the Ffion pulled the Blue Dwarf back under control.
"Hi everybody! I've got a report for Acting-captain, Allie." Said Holly from one of the wall monitors upon which he suddenly appeared
Efof turned and glanced at Holly, while finishing the last of his sugar covered doughnut.
"Efof, you just hit them!" exclaimed Alota, directing his attention back to the screen.
"Don't worry, Jay's insurance will cover any paint damage we get..." replied the Ffion with a Slur, while absentmindedly licking the sugar off his fingers.
"We must be venting atmosphere!", Exclaimed Allie, realizing what must have happened.
"Oh good, for a minute there, I thought I had a vomit burp." remarked
"Holl, What was it that you were going to report?", Demanded Allie getting more annoyed by the second.
"Oh yeah. I almost forgot! I was just going tell you that Vinny solved our problem, Cos his bad bad singing made me ill enough to throw him up. Do you think Dr. Keto makes house calls?"
"I think all this is I'm gonna make me sick..." commented Alota grabbing her stomach.
"Oh, I can go get you some ointment for that.", said Efof starting to get up.
"You stay put, and drive!", Screamed Allie.
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"This way, Sir?" Asked WD-40 while walking down the hallway, and coming to a T and motioning towards the junction marked 'Crew quarters 233 through 257' with the AK-47 he was carrying.
"That's Right, Wd-40. Phil's place is the third door on the left.", said the little four inch hamster while riding on his shoulder, "So you believe future Phils come back to help realign the index of the universal constant of both myself and the Blue Dwarf?"
"It would seem to be the logical explanation." replied Wd-40, as he came within ten feet of Phil's door just as it opened and rufus came charging out and running off in the opposite direction without seeing either of them.
WD-40 stepped up the to door and was about to ring the doorbell when they both heard some angry shouting through the door.
"Do you think we might be coming to see Phil at a bad time?" Asked Wd-40 to the four inch hamster.
"Hmm, sounds like an argument." replied the hamster with his ears perking up.
Then there was a loud crash, followed by pathetic sounding girl-like scream.
"I think we better go in there and make sure Phil is alright, Wd."
Wd-40 checked the door, tugging on the handle, then said depressedly, "It's locked, Sir..."
"Well then knock it down, shoot it or whatever you have to do, but just open that door WD!" Ordered the four inch hamster.
WD-40 backed up, and charged the door and fired the AK-47 at the door at the same time. Wd-40's charge carried him and the hamster crashing through the door, passed between the two phils and trampled phil's bed. Where WD-40 stopped still,  but his Ak-47 was still firing, even though he was no longer triggering it.
He looked embarrassed, and apologized "Oh my, in my haste to get in here, I seemed to have jammed my Ak-47. Don't worry, I'll fix it in a jiffy."
He proceeded to slam the still firing weapon against his other hand, then his leg, then the wall, completely riddling Phil's room with stray gun fire before the ammo clip suddenly ran out.
"There, All fixed!" Remarked Wd-40, as Phils looked shocked.
Future Phil looked up at the hole in the wall above him where a stray bullet had parted his hair the wrong way, And PPhil stuck his fingers through two holes on the left side of his shirt, where two similar stray bullets had just missed him.
"Ahem! I'd like to get back to my full size and get back to getting the security dept under control - if you don't mind, Phil." Said the four inch climbing back onto WD-40's shoulder from where he had nearly fallen off earlier.
"Certainly!", replied FPhil, "Immediately!" Responded PPhil. And headed for their door with such haste that they bumped into each other, and nearly tripped over each other on the way out headed for Triseeses place containing the time fridge & heavily modified Trisees personality splitter.
----------------Later, in Triseeses humble abode located somewhere amid the Blue Dwarf's Supply Field B, our 'mad scientist quartet' fiddles with a really bizarre looking machine.
"Ok, White Wolf, get in the the fridge. Looks like everything is ready." Said Future Phil, as he helped the diminutive hamster into the heavily wired box sitting in center of the room.
"Are all the calculations completed, WD-40?" Asked Present Phil
"Absolutely sir.", responded WD-40.
"Alright. Activate the main flux capacitors!" Said PP.
WD-40 twisted the dials, and flipped several toggle switches, and the room filled with a high energy humming sound.
"All ok in there?" Yelled future Phil to the little hamster, who gave him the thumbs up signal.
"One last double-check. Is Everything clear?" hollered PP to FP who went and glanced at all the gauges, and gave him the 'A okay' sign.
"Ok, WD throw the switch." Thundered PP over the howling din.
Wd-40 put on a set up heavy rubber boots, put on a chemically resistant apron, slipped on safety goggles, and pulled on some thick rubber gloves. Then he carefully reached over and pushed a red button, marked 'Do Not Push unless your very very sure about it!'.
Suddenly just at that moment, all the power went out, pitching the room into darkness and silence.
"I was afraid of this. Phil, did you by any chance forget the Tartar sauce in Mr.. White Wolf's  instructions?" inquired WD-40 timidly.
"TARTAR SAUCE?!?" Yelled both Phil's incredulously.
"It was to provide a electrical bridge for the battery backup to engage the switchover to White Wolf small ships quantum singularity drive in the unlikely event of power failure of the Blue Dwarf." Explained WD-40.
"I was wondering why there was a jar of a bunch of dried up goop stuck to one of the power couplings. We'll just have to yanked the up ended jar and throw some more on it." muttered present Phil.
"Give me a second, I think it was right over here somewhere..." replied Fphil groping in the Darkness, "ahh, I think I got it!"
"OWW! That's me your grabbing you gimboid!" Squeaked the little hamster.
"Sirs, If I may, I'll switch to my enhanced night vision eyes." Said WD-40
Suddenly there was a loud clatter, and the sound of something glass crunching underneath someone's foot.
"What was that?" called the little hamster.
"Umm, Sorry sir that was me dropping my enhanced night vision eyes." Said WD-40 Sadly.
"And me stepping on them." finished Pphil.
"Hang on, I've found it. Now I just need something to replace it." Said Future Phil.
"Here." Said PPhil, handing Fphil a bottle of some liquid.
"What is it?" Asked Fphil.
"I don't know! Do I look like I can read in the dark? It's probably some of that twentieth century industrial cleaner' WD-40 found earlier." remarked PPhil.
"Well, as long it's wet, it should do. Ok everybody, hold on to you hats, here it goes!" Said Fphil, as he up ended it over the power coupling.
Nothing happened.
"Smeg!" Said Fphil.
"I guess we're gonna to have to find some tartar sauce." Said Pphil.
Suddenly a dim glow lit up the room, and quickly got brighter, and brighter.
Fphil glanced at the bottle he was holding in the brightening glow, and read the words 'Dr. Pepper' before saying "Uh oh. Duck!"
All three of them fell to the floor as a fantastic surge of power flew across the coupling sending large sparks of electricity in all directions.
And all the rooms machinery, clicked and hummed.
And in the next split second, everything aboard the Blue Dwarf suddenly got fuzzy for the second time, then snapped back into sharp focus.
------------------   At exactly that moment in the Drive room, (which was running on a Emergency D cell battery at the time).
"That's right, Efof. Flew us through the Worm hole." Coached Allie to the now unbelievably drunk Ffionin while finishing to herself, "I hope to Smeg Alota can find Jay before we really need some piloting done."
Efof guided the Blue Dwarf through, just as everything got fuzzy, and then snapped back into focus.
"Hey, Who fiddled with my TV - Why did it get fuzzy all the sudden?" Said Ashley.
Allie glanced over her shoulder, to look at what Ashley was complaining about and when she read the readings she excitedly exclaimed, "We're back! WE'RE BACK TO OWN DIMENSION!", while dancing about.
Which suddenly frightened Efof into thinking that she was finally running Amok, and he suddenly fled the drive room shrieking in panic.
------------------Meanwhile, Back in Triseeses humble abode.
"Ok, would any of you three like to help me get this stupid thing off?" said the Six foot, One inch hamster with a fridge stuck on his waistline.
===================OOC - OK, We're back in our home territory, and The Furry one's back to his original height!
-WW