Release the skutt.....I mean HOUNDS!

Burns stood near the reactor, guarding the controls that would
restore power to the vessel. He had earlier noticed a small
container, within which were several scutters that were in the midst
of reproggraming after Lenins little endeavour to conquer the ship.
Most were still missing their sanity chips.
Burns was shocked when, seemingly out of nowehre four men appeared,
fluxuating in size.
"Um." Said Dean, "YOu wanna maybe...stop..what youre doing?"
"Stop what Im doing? You're a brave man my
small...big....small...friend."
Lontar got carried away. and lunged at Burns, fair enough it knocked
the LA pistol out of his hand, but it only served to anger Burns.
"You've made a powerful enemy my friend......"
"SMITHERS! REALEASE THE HOUNDS"
Coincindentally, there was actually a crewman Smithers not five feet
away, who merley shrugged not knowing what Burns was talking about.
"Oh very well" said Burns, annoyed "I'll do it myself..." he walked
over to the container that held the scutters, whe leapt out of the
box, taking Lont'ar and Lornt by the armas and legs, dragging him
kicking and screaming down the corridor.
"YOU THERE!" Burns said turning to Armer.
Dean had left to watch Lontar get carried away, which he found highly
amusing, especially as Lontar was again less than a foot tall.
"Who is in charge of this vessell?"
"That would be the captain seymour niples"
"Excellent....Very well" said Burns, perking up. "A SHINY NEW DONKEY
FOR WHOEVER BRINGS ME THE HEAD OF SEYMOUR NIPLES!" he announced to
the engineering deck.
"Oh...Jay" came a female voice from the doorway.
"Time to go home....."
<Alota?>
----- Original Message -----
From: Chris Allan
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Friday, January 18, 2002 4:26 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] BIG-small-BIG-small
<SNIPIFY>
Dean jumped back slightly frightened and started to float off in the
direction of engineering closely followed by Armer,L'ornt and a
chuckling
L'ontar.
<END SNIP>
Dean floated off, wondering how he'd managed to jump in midair.
"Guys?"
Affirmative noises came from behind him,
"Shall we go via Keto? Cos I could do with some recreation..."
"Erm...." said Armer, "I don't know, it'll be eaiser to seek
retribution
when we have power."
"He has a point!" Shouted L'ornt.
Just then the trio who'd been hit by the viruses shrunk again.
"But, on the other hand..." squeaked L'orntar.
They became giants.
"This could get annoying!" Boomed Armer, now 5 times his usual size.
"Hmm.." boomed Dean, returning to normal size, It's upto you guys..."
he
finished, speaking normally.
Dean "I'llkillthebugger!" Thomas
Madness Takes Its Toll, Please have Exact Change
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