What am I doing here?

Who: Wouldn't want to spoil it
Where: Escape pod
> Laughing evilly she turned on the comm system in the
> escape pod and after making sure he'd be out for some
> time started a subliminal tape that would repeat
> titled, "Why a Capitalist government is best"
The occupant of the pod stood up. "What on earth am I doing here in an
escape pod," then glanced at his watch, "Hmm, I appear to have lost a few
weeks. Oh well, that happens occasionally," then glanced the window, and saw
his reflection, "Mental note. Buy a wig. Second mental note: find out who
did this and run a psych-evaluation on them. Third mental note: get a new
office."
Dr Cerebrum then glanced at his chest and noticed the tranq dart sticking
out of it. He removed the dart, glanced at it and nodded. "Good thing for
me. The chemicals in this dart must have reacted with the chemicals in my
blood so to cause a reverse polarity effect which resulted in the same
effect that my pills have on me. Good thing I've been exposed to so many
tranquilizers over the years that I'm just about immune to the effects."
Cerebrum tried to open the pod door, but found it locked, with a security
classification. "Head of department override 301. Unlock the door," and then
it wasn't.
Thirty minutes later.
After a vist to his quarters to retreve his pills and uniform, and then
another visit to a hat shop, Dr Cerebrum walked back into the medi-bay, and
then into Dr Keto's office.
"Dr Keto," he said, "I've just discovered that I've been thinking that I was
Lenin over the past few weeks, and haven't been able to get my work down. On
a seperate note, I've also discovered that I no longer have a psychiatric
office. I'll have a new one built once we arrive at the next space station,
but in the meantime would you mind if I use the medi-bay as both as
psychiatric office and as the front for my still?"