Pre-Action post - Vinny the Soprano sings his last note!!!

OOC - I'm glad people like my 'SNIPPEROO's. I thought they were kinda
funny myself! :)
Who: Lenin, the Fellowship, and the other rouge coconspirators of
chicanery.
When: Just after Jay got Simpson-ized.
Where: The center of the universe, since the universe is infinite,
that
means any point can be considered the center since there will be an
infinite
distance going away in all directions. The question now is, which
universe?
*Raises left eyebrow* ... Oh alright - the BD's landing bay!
<SNIPPEROO>
WW dropped to the floor and motioned for a group huddle.
"Let's focus on the main problem at hand here. I think Lenin's plan
is a
good idea. We'll just go and turn the power off to the stage somehow."
Zodar looked over to his friend, who was ranting "You dunderheaded
fools!
I've seen chimpanzees give better directions!"
By this time, Jay had developed a definite hunch and had also
developed the
habit of ringing his hands...
"Don't make me have to teach you a lesson in manners, Monty."
Squeaked WW
from the floor.
<END SNIPPEROO>
Jay wrung his hands, and called out nervously, "Smithers? Theres a
talking mouse here, call the pest control people immediately!", and
then left for parrots with Alota.
"Ya know, This is begining to really chaff my pectorals!" squeaked
the little hamster, before turning to WD-40 and continuing, "WD, go
tell Zodar to reverse the Meson cannons settings, and get ready to
fire again on my signal."
Wd-40 Saluted in mock military fashion and exclaimed, "Right!" and
went off towards Zodar.
The little hamster turned turns Dr. Cerebrum(Lenin), "Hey you,
Mennen. I mean, Lenin. Where did you learn your military strategy at?"
Lenin puffed out his chest and replied, "Why Moscow, of course!"
"Well, then why don't you get your Ak-47 weilding Comrades to flank
the anti-communist dictator up on the stages left, and use your two
tanks to then flank the anti-communist dictator on the right, while I
charge the the anti-communist dictator up the middle."
Lenin laughed and through the tears he gasped out the words, "You'll
charge up the middle?!?"
"You under estimate the ability of a small hamster - You just watch
an see." said the little hamster quickly moved away, and then quickly
spoke to the fellowship, "I want all of you to get everyone out of
the bay, I don't want any of the crew to get hurt. And that mean's
Lenin too! What I'm about to do will be very dangerous."
"What are you going to do?" someone asked.
"Insult a performer by trying to upstage him!" Replied WW before
bolting off into the crowd.
Just then, Armer went into action...
<SNIPPEROO>
Armer now walked nonchalently towards Vinny, and,
taking careful aim shot the microphone out of his
hand.
"Now just be quiete, boy an' no-one will have t' get
hurt" he said in his most exagerated accent. He was
obviously very pleased with himself and didn't
notice...
<END SNIPPEROO>
And seconds later dean entered the scenario, with his contribution...
<SNIPPEROO>
"Bleeding Heck, over and out."
"Come on Singing Dude. This way, or else your brains will end up on
the
floor, covering me and those 4 skutters in your brain juice. Oh, 4
skutters.
DAMN! Can't I ever catch a break?" exclaimed Dean
<END SNIPPEROO>
And then Lenin, got into the act...
<SNIPPEROO>
Lenin then stepped up onto the stage, shoved Dean off and walked over
to
Vinny. "You would be one Mr. Vinny Soprano, correct?" he said.
"Yeah, what's it to you?"
"As the leader of the local government, it is my sad duty to inform
you that
you have failed to pay a variety of taxes on this concert. First,
let's see,
there's the flying the ship into a black hole tax, which is forty
percent of
the door fee. Then there's the being an annoying jerk tax, with is
fifteen
percent. We mustn't forget the mind control tax, which is thirty
percent,
nor the failure to present Soviet ID tax, which is fifty percent. And
for
failure to pay all these taxes in time, we're adding another twenty-
five
percent. So, let's see, you owe us one hundred and sixty percent of
your
income for this concert, to be paid right now, or you'll be in deeper
trouble than a stray cat that's been picked up by a nearsighted animal
control officer and got locked in a cage full of pit bulls."
<SNIPPEROO>
Vinny suddenly smiled a cruel smile, and said, "Now, you shouldn't
interupt." while waving his hand in Dean & Armer's direction. A weird
purple colored bolt of lightning suddenly stuck him to the wall, and
held him fast.
As Vinny spoke again while walking back to center stage while
conjuring up anothe microphone, "Listen, folkes, I don't think you
understand. You don't have a choice. I'm doing the most stupendous
finale ever devised, the greatest spectacle of all time. And I won't
tolerate any more of these interuptions."
As he stopped in the center, he continued, "Now, where was I? Ah yes,
the final Solo. Mi, Mi, Me!"
And then the little hamster quickly climbed onto the stage and
yelled, "Excuse me, Mister Soprano. I know your the greatest vegas
entertainer, but your act has just been cancelled in favor of
something more spectacular."
Vinny glared down at the little rodent and demanded, "and what may
that be?"
White Wolf puffing himself up, and jabbing a thumb toward his chest
and replied haughtily, "Why this universes smallest entertainer, ME!"
"Heh, I'll put a *stop* to your little show!" remarked Vinny as he
opened his hand, and blew a softball sized blue sphere towards the
little hamster, which quickly envloped the small hamster, and he
froze in place inside the sphere.
"And now to continue my show, from which we were so rudely,
interrupted" Said Vinny beginning to croone again.
"Hmph! You'll have to do a better than that, Vinny." Said the little
hamster as he stepped out of the little blue sphere.
Vinny the Soprano was Aghast, and quickly
demanded, "WWWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT?!? How did you get out of my spot
Time Stop?!?"
"MMmmm, Can't tell you. It's a hamster trade secret." replied White
Wolf.
"Than I shall destroy you." Said Vinny the Soprano, extending his
hand, and letting loose another purple lightning bolt at the little
rodent.
Who quickly ducked, and rolled to the side while yelling
angrily, "Hey, Hey! Soothe de Ala Creme* is not on the menu today!"
Vinny redirected his lightning bolt, and again the little hamster
ducked and quickly got out of the way.
"Ok, That's it. Chestnuts here I come!" screamed the hamster as he
charged toward Vinny.
Vinny vainly tried hitting him with more lightning bolts scorching
the stage in several spots, when suddenly, the hamster got up to him,
and crawled up his pants leg.
"Hey, Get out of my pants!" Yelped Vinny, as he realised he nearly
shot his own leg, but caught himself just in time.
The little bump in his pants suddenly darted upward, as Vinny grabbed
the microphone stand, and threatened, "Hey those claws hurt, if you
don't stop right now, I'm gonna whack you a good one!"
"Ha! Just try it lamebrain, and I'll make wish you hadn't!" came the
squeaky voice from inside his pants.
Vinny swung the microphone stand viciously at his leg, and let out a
yelp of pain, as the lump in his pants suddenly darted upwards some
more.
Now, Vinny was losing some of his concentration, as he desparately
threatened, "You stop right now, or I'll open the Bay doors, and suck
all the oxygen out and kill everybody." as the airlocks & bay doors
began to open all around the landing bay and a gale wind started
forming as the atmosphere went out into the void of space.
"Your really asking for this...", Came the squeaky reply.
Vinny gave a yelp and a couple of more quick whacks with the stand
towards the upper part of his leg as the little lump quickly darted
for his groin area, as the squeaky voice exclaimed, "Take this Mr.
Cotton balls & beer nuts!!!"
Vinny ripped open his pants, and quickly dug his hand in searching
for the little rodent, and made a quick grab on something while
yelling, "Gotcha!" and he started to withdraw his hand triumphantly,
and then he went "oh no."
And then there was a particularly loud >KRUNCH!!!< sound from his
groin.
Vinny shrieked the >Highest< note ever sang by a male singer
expressing his pain, and then, he suddenly lost control of
everything - the ship, the doors, the people, his bowels and
especially his grip on the offending hamster, who choose this moment
to hop out of Vinny open pants, and to the floor.
As the little hamster landed on the floor, Vinny started to recover,
and screamed "Why you little!"
"NOW, ZODAR, NOW!!!" yelled White Wolf towards Zodar as he clawed the
floor to keep from being sucked into the renewed voiding atmosphere.
This time, Zodar took the joystick punched in the settings in reverse
and fired.
Another huge blast of multi-coloured light from the meson cannon's
beam filled the room, but this time the blast, struck Vinny in the
arse, as he yelled, "This isn't the way it was supposed to happen."
As he went flailing into the wind, getting sucked out into space and
quickly disappearing into the black hole's grip.
"close the doors, Oh for Phils sake, Close the bloody doors!"
Screamed the little hamster, sliding along the stage being dragged by
the wind.
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* - A 'never cry wolf' book reference. I'm not telling... you'll just
have to look it up. Though, I'll admit, I may have misspelled it! :-S
OOC - *sigh of relief* There, now Vinny's all wrapped up! Anyone care
to do a few aftermath posts before Onion or I post the next action
post?