Excellent.....

Who:- Jay/ Burns.
Where:- Promenade
When:- an hour after the meson zapness (see the nessness dictionary!)
Jay, wandering aimlessly around the ship, his back hunched and fingers
clenched was taken aback this was not Springfield. and he said so, he
said
"This isnt Springfield"
He heard a voice. "JAY!"
"whu..?" muttered Burns.
"Thank god your alright, zodar told me you got hit by the meson
cannon"
"What are you blathering about woman?"
"I was worried" Alota said "I love you too much to have anything
happen to
you"
"Yes yes..you're as annoying as Smithers."
"What?.."
"Do I have to explain everything you imbecile!?!" Burns sneered.
"I am C. Montgomery Burns, the most powerful man in Springfield!,
however I
appear to have taken a wrong turning somewhere, this looks like no
part of
my beloved nuclear plant."
"Jay, you're crazy, of course this isnt Springfield, its the Blue
Dwarf"
"Blue Dwarf? Is this some kind of sailing vessel?"
"Sort of" Alota was worried, her husband seemed convinced he was Mr
Burns.
"Then I wish to speak with the skipper! right away!"
"Ok....but first I wanna take you to the medi-bay"
"Medi-bay...ah yes the general practitioner, but there is no time for
that
Smithers"
"Im not Smithers, im your wife"
"My wife?..Smithers have you gone mad?"
"Come on, medi-bay" ALota siad, taking Burns by the arm
"unhand me! If you wont take me to the man in charge I'll find
someone who
will"
He shook himslef free from Alotas grip and took off towards Parrotts.
Standing outside he tapped his fingers togetehr "Excellent" he said
"Perhaps this local drinking establishment will yield better
results." he
muttered.
<it just gets weirder doesn't it.....>