Re: The Small Hamster comes up with a Big plan to knock off a couple of Big Baddies...

Who:- Jay, Drive room crew
Where:- Lets think long and hard..the drive room crew soooo.. the
bathroom...?
Jay entered the drive room, just as Allie was leaving the captains
office from her discussion with White Wolf.
"Chrysler" she said, Jay turned to face her, along with ALota who was
at her station
"yes captain" they said in unison, then looked at each other and
smiled, quietly laughing.
"I meant you, Lt. Cmdr" she said addressing Jay directly this time
"What can I do for you captain?" he asked, "Coffee?" he said pointing
at the jug.
"White, no sugar" she replied. "Man the helm, round the clock, we
could get an opportunity to break free of the black hole, and head
through the wormhole"
"Ok...but captain?" He asked, sipping his coffee, and handing one to
Allie, and then to Alota
"Yes?"
"How do we know we wont find something even bigger, blacker and
deadlier on the other side of the wormhole?"
"Well..um....Well I um...SHUT UP JAY!"
----- Original Message -----
From: Tim.Sireno
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2002 7:21 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The Small Hamster comes up with a Big plan
to knock off a couple of Big Baddies...
Who: Eve, WD-40 and little WW
When: After WD-40 re-attaches his legs.
Where: In the lift.
<Snipperoo>
'I'm the new scientist trainee and Phil had wanted my help on finding
you and helping restore you back to your former self, I was at
present looking for yourself and Phil, I've had a few idea's you see
and before I could put them to practice I needed yours and Phil's
help and advice'
WW straightened up on his hind legs feeling important, Eve giggled
again he's such a cutie she thought.
<End Snipperoo>
"Ok, We'll get to that after I've had a chance to check in with
Acting Captain Allie Fletcher. Um, WD-40, would you mind stepping
over near that wall with the comm. unit so I can talk to her",
replied the little hamster.
"Oh Certainly, sir." said the mechanoid as he clumped his way over to
the wall and bent his knees slightly so White Wolf was at eye level
with the comm. unit.
Reaching up and switching on the unit, the little hamster stood back
and addressed the microphone, "Acting Captain Fletcher, this is
Commander White Wolf reporting in."
"Wolfie?" she said with surprised delight and the questions tumbled
out in a torrent. "Where are you? And are you alright? Did anyone
find you like I ordered them to? Why didn't you report in earlier,
it's been a mad house around here, do you realize I almost stuck a
fork in the electrical socket and fried my light bee with trying to
deal with all the chaos?"
The little hamster looked taken aback, and quickly answered, "I'm
sorry Sweetheart, I was a little detained while dealing with a rather
homicidal hologramatic version of Captain Niples. He chased after me
and tried to stomp me to death. I don't remember much after that
except bit's and pieces. Anyways, Eve Rimmer found me, and I'm in the
lift with her & Wd-40 across from insane off key singing entertainer
holding a concert in the landing bay. Can you quickly bring me up
date on the status of the Captain, and the rest of the ship?"
Allie replied, "Well, Captain Niples seems to back to normal after
rescuing his girlfriend Katrina who was kidnapped by her dark version
of her while trying to escape through a worm hole to our universe,
but the Dark Katrina Stabbed him in the leg, so he's in bed
recovering. And that off key singing entertainer is called 'Vinny the
Soprano'. He claims to have some strange 'god like' powers and has
taken over control of the navigational systems. He claims he's the
universes greatest entertainer or something like that and he says
he's flying the Blue Dwarf into a nearby black hole as a big finale
to his final concert. But, I'm not so sure his 'god like' powers are
all that powerful because when he ran into Dr. Cerebrum, who happens
to think he's Lenin, and incidentally has started a Communist
revolution with several of the skutters, he had some problems
controlling the ship. Holly nearly regained control, or so Holly
claims. Meanwhile we seem to have a few more of Dr. Keto's Ointment
episodes occurring on the ship, causing some people to either fall in
love with him or turn into huge giants."
"I think I remember one of the giants nearly stepping on me."
interjected the little hamster.
"Oh Wolfie, what are we going to do?"
The Hamster glanced at the mounting groups of scutters forming a
battle line on one side of the bay, and quickly said into the
microphone to Allie, "I think we can work this out, Allie. You have
Efof, Jay, Holly or whoever's trying to drive the dwarf to try and
pilot it towards that worm hole you mentioned earlier and away from
the black hole. Because I think any moment now their going to have a
chance to do so, since I see Lenin's scutter army forming up for the
final confrontation that was bound to happen with two dictator types
on board. Perhaps we can make use of a very simple stratategy to take
advantage of this situation and temporarily help Dr. Cerebrum, I
mean, Lenin deal with 'Vinny the Soprano'. After that, we can
concentrate on dealing with Lenin."
"A Betrayal?" Said Allie, "How deliciously ingenious!!! I can't
believe I didn't think of it first. What do we need to do?"
"Just give orders for any volunteers and all the Security Dept
members to help the scutters in their assault on Vinny, and be ready
for our signal to capture Lenin when the time comes. Our first
priority is to get Vinny to lose control of the Dwarf long enough for
us to get away from that black hole, Hopefully the battle will be
enough of a distraction. If not, perhaps Eve , Wd-40 & I will have to
come up with some sort of an additional distraction for Vinny. I'll
see you later, Allie!" Replied the little hamster before switching
off the comm. unit and turning to Eve and asking, "Eve, do you see
that thing hanging behind Vinnys stage?"
Eve glanced out of the lift, "Um Yeah, it looks like a meson cannon,
Why?"
"Because if you can get over there and make it fire, I think Wd-40
and I can give Vinny enough of a distraction for you to be able to
shoot him from behind with it. Do you think you can do it?"
<Well, Eve?>
- WW
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--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@y..., "Tim.Sireno" <cmdrwhitewolf@m...> wrote:
> Who: Eve, WD-40 and little WW
> When: After WD-40 re-attaches his legs.
> Where: In the lift.
>
> <Snipperoo>
> 'I'm the new scientist trainee and Phil had wanted my help on
finding you
> and helping restore you back to your former self, I was at present
looking
> for yourself and Phil, I've had a few idea's you see and before I
could put
> them to practice I needed yours and Phil's help and advice'
> WW straightened up on his hind legs feeling important, Eve giggled
again
> he's such a cutie she thought.
> <End Snipperoo>
>
> "Ok, We'll get to that after I've had a chance to check in with
Acting
> Captain Allie Fletcher. Um, WD-40, would you mind stepping over
near that
> wall with the comm. unit so I can talk to her", replied the little
hamster.
>
> "Oh Certainly, sir." said the mechanoid as he clumped his way over
to the
> wall and bent his knees slightly so White Wolf was at eye level
with the
> comm. unit.
>
> Reaching up and switching on the unit, the little hamster stood
back and
> addressed the microphone, "Acting Captain Fletcher, this is
Commander White
> Wolf reporting in."
>
>
> "Wolfie?" she said with surprised delight and the questions tumbled
out in a
> torrent. "Where are you? And are you alright? Did anyone find you
like I
> ordered them to? Why didn't you report in earlier, it's been a mad
house
> around here, do you realize I almost stuck a fork in the electrical
socket
> and fried my light bee with trying to deal with all the chaos?"
>
> The little hamster looked taken aback, and quickly answered, "I'm
sorry
> Sweetheart, I was a little detained while dealing with a rather
homicidal
> hologramatic version of Captain Niples. He chased after me and
tried to
> stomp me to death. I don't remember much after that except bit's
and pieces.
> Anyways, Eve Rimmer found me, and I'm in the lift with her & Wd-40
across
> from insane off key singing entertainer holding a concert in the
landing
> bay. Can you quickly bring me up date on the status of the Captain,
and the
> rest of the ship?"
>
> Allie replied, "Well, Captain Niples seems to back to normal after
rescuing
> his girlfriend Katrina who was kidnapped by her dark version of her
while
> trying to escape through a worm hole to our universe, but the Dark
Katrina
> Stabbed him in the leg, so he's in bed recovering. And that off key
singing
> entertainer is called 'Vinny the Soprano'. He claims to have some
strange
> 'god like' powers and has taken over control of the navigational
systems. He
> claims he's the universes greatest entertainer or something like
that and he
> says he's flying the Blue Dwarf into a nearby black hole as a big
finale to
> his final concert. But, I'm not so sure his 'god like' powers are
all that
> powerful because when he ran into Dr. Cerebrum, who happens to
think he's
> Lenin, and incidentally has started a Communist revolution with
several of
> the skutters, he had some problems controlling the ship. Holly
nearly
> regained control, or so Holly claims. Meanwhile we seem to have a
few more
> of Dr. Keto's Ointment episodes occurring on the ship, causing some
people
> to either fall in love with him or turn into huge giants."
>
> "I think I remember one of the giants nearly stepping on me."
interjected
> the little hamster.
>
> "Oh Wolfie, what are we going to do?"
>
> The Hamster glanced at the mounting groups of scutters forming a
battle line
> on one side of the bay, and quickly said into the microphone to
Allie, "I
> think we can work this out, Allie. You have Efof, Jay, Holly or
whoever's
> trying to drive the dwarf to try and pilot it towards that worm
hole you
> mentioned earlier and away from the black hole. Because I think any
moment
> now their going to have a chance to do so, since I see Lenin's
scutter army
> forming up for the final confrontation that was bound to happen
with two
> dictator types on board. Perhaps we can make use of a very simple
stratategy
> to take advantage of this situation and temporarily help Dr.
Cerebrum, I
> mean, Lenin deal with 'Vinny the Soprano'. After that, we can
concentrate on
> dealing with Lenin."
>
> "A Betrayal?" Said Allie, "How deliciously ingenious!!! I can't
believe I
> didn't think of it first. What do we need to do?"
>
> "Just give orders for any volunteers and all the Security Dept
members to
> help the scutters in their assault on Vinny, and be ready for our
signal to
> capture Lenin when the time comes. Our first priority is to get
Vinny to
> lose control of the Dwarf long enough for us to get away from that
black
> hole, Hopefully the battle will be enough of a distraction. If not,
perhaps
> Eve , Wd-40 & I will have to come up with some sort of an additional
> distraction for Vinny. I'll see you later, Allie!" Replied the
little
> hamster before switching off the comm. unit and turning to Eve and
asking,
> "Eve, do you see that thing hanging behind Vinnys stage?"
>
> Eve glanced out of the lift, "Um Yeah, it looks like a meson
cannon, Why?"
>
> "Because if you can get over there and make it fire, I think Wd-40
and I can
> give Vinny enough of a distraction for you to be able to shoot him
from
> behind with it. Do you think you can do it?"
>
> <Well, Eve?>
>
>
> - WW