Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The Small Hamster comes up with a Big plan to knock off a couple of Big Baddies...

Who:- Jay, Drive room crew
Where:- Lets think long and hard..the drive room crew soooo.. the bathroom...?
 
Jay entered the drive room, just as Allie was leaving the captains office from her discussion with White Wolf.
"Chrysler" she said, Jay turned to face her, along with ALota who was at her station 
"yes captain" they said in unison, then looked at each other and smiled, quietly laughing.
"I meant you, Lt. Cmdr" she said addressing Jay directly this time
"What can I do for you captain?" he asked, "Coffee?" he said pointing at the jug.
"White, no sugar" she replied. "Man the helm, round the clock, we could get an opportunity to break free of the black hole, and head through the wormhole"
"Ok...but captain?" He asked, sipping his coffee, and handing one to Allie, and then to Alota
"Yes?"
"How do we know we wont find something even bigger, blacker and deadlier on the other side of the wormhole?"
"Well..um....Well I um...SHUT UP JAY!"
 
 
 

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From: Tim.Sireno
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Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2002 7:21 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The Small Hamster comes up with a Big plan to knock off a couple of Big Baddies...

Who: Eve, WD-40 and little WWWhen: After WD-40 re-attaches his legs.Where: In the lift.<Snipperoo>'I'm the new scientist trainee and Phil had wanted my help on finding you and helping restore you back to your former self, I was at present looking for yourself and Phil, I've had a few idea's you see and before I could put them to practice I needed yours and Phil's help and advice'WW straightened up on his hind legs feeling important, Eve giggled again he's such a cutie she thought.<End Snipperoo>"Ok, We'll get to that after I've had a chance to check in with Acting Captain Allie Fletcher. Um, WD-40, would you mind stepping over near that wall with the comm. unit so I can talk to her", replied the little hamster."Oh Certainly, sir." said the mechanoid as he clumped his way over to the wall and bent his knees slightly so White Wolf was at eye level with the comm. unit.Reaching up and switching on the unit, the little hamster stood back and addressed the microphone, "Acting Captain Fletcher, this is Commander White Wolf reporting in."
"Wolfie?" she said with surprised delight and the questions tumbled out in a torrent. "Where are you? And are you alright? Did anyone find you like I ordered them to? Why didn't you report in earlier, it's been a mad house around here, do you realize I almost stuck a fork in the electrical socket and fried my light bee with trying to deal with all the chaos?"The little hamster looked taken aback, and quickly answered, "I'm sorry Sweetheart, I was a little detained while dealing with a rather homicidal hologramatic version of Captain Niples. He chased after me and tried to stomp me to death. I don't remember much after that except bit's and pieces. Anyways, Eve Rimmer found me, and I'm in the lift with her & Wd-40 across from insane off key singing entertainer holding a concert in the landing bay. Can you quickly bring me up date on the status of the Captain, and the rest of the ship?"Allie replied, "Well, Captain Niples seems to back to normal after rescuing his girlfriend Katrina who was kidnapped by her dark version of her while trying to escape through a worm hole to our universe, but the Dark Katrina Stabbed him in the leg, so he's in bed recovering. And that off key singing entertainer is called 'Vinny the Soprano'. He claims to have some strange 'god like' powers and has taken over control of the navigational systems. He claims he's the universes greatest entertainer or something like that and he says he's flying the Blue Dwarf into a nearby black hole as a big finale to his final concert. But, I'm not so sure his 'god like' powers are all that powerful because when he ran into Dr. Cerebrum, who happens to think he's Lenin, and incidentally has started a Communist revolution with several of the skutters, he had some problems controlling the ship. Holly nearly regained control, or so Holly claims. Meanwhile we seem to have a few more of Dr. Keto's Ointment episodes occurring on the ship, causing some people to either fall in love with him or turn into huge giants.""I think I remember one of the giants nearly stepping on me." interjected the little hamster. "Oh Wolfie, what are we going to do?"The Hamster glanced at the mounting groups of scutters forming a battle line on one side of the bay, and quickly said into the microphone to Allie, "I think we can work this out, Allie. You have Efof, Jay, Holly or whoever's trying to drive the dwarf to try and pilot it towards that worm hole you mentioned earlier and away from the black hole. Because I think any moment now their going to have a chance to do so, since I see Lenin's scutter army forming up for the final confrontation that was bound to happen with two dictator types on board. Perhaps we can make use of a very simple stratategy to take advantage of this situation and temporarily help Dr. Cerebrum, I mean, Lenin deal with 'Vinny the Soprano'. After that, we can concentrate on dealing with Lenin.""A Betrayal?" Said Allie, "How deliciously ingenious!!! I can't believe I didn't think of it first. What do we need to do?""Just give orders for any volunteers and all the Security Dept members to help the scutters in their assault on Vinny, and be ready for our signal to capture Lenin when the time comes. Our first priority is to get Vinny to lose control of the Dwarf long enough for us to get away from that black hole, Hopefully the battle will be enough of a distraction. If not, perhaps Eve , Wd-40 & I will have to come up with some sort of an additional distraction for Vinny. I'll see you later, Allie!" Replied the little hamster before switching off the comm. unit and turning to Eve and asking, "Eve, do you see that thing hanging behind Vinnys stage?"Eve glanced out of the lift, "Um Yeah, it looks like a meson cannon, Why?""Because if you can get over there and make it fire, I think Wd-40 and I can give Vinny enough of a distraction for you to be able to shoot him from behind with it. Do you think you can do it?"<Well, Eve?>- WW The continuing adventures of the Blue Dwarf...www.geocities.com/bluedwarf2000To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.