Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Death First!

Seymour Niples + Jay Chrysler
Pheonix
 
The Phoenix was rocketing put of the shuttlebay in pursuit of DK's starbug, in the co-pilots seat Niples watching the starbug said "Oh I seeeeeeeeeeee!"
 
As the Starbug in front of them headed towards the wormhole, Seymour pressed a few buttons to try and talk DK out of what she was doing. He pressed the wrong buttons and an alarm went off at the back, saying: "Warning, fuel injector must not be jetissoned at this speed".
 
Jay batted his useless former captain's hands away from the computer controls and stopped the alarm. "Don't touch these! press that one there if you want to open comms."
 
Seymouyr retracted his head into his sweater. "I'm sorry." He said, and cautiously pressed the button Jay told him to.
 
Dark Katrina's voice boomed over the comms. "Don't try and stop me Seymour!"
 
Seymour tried to put on the most aggressive voice he could, given the situation.
"This isn't going to so any of us any good! Just erm... turn around and return Katrina to us. She hasn't done anything to you... erm... please."
 
He was about to close the comm and hope that that did the trick, but Jay urged him to carry on, giving him some hand action in some kind of pilot's version of sign-language.
 
"Oh, erm..." Saymour continued as he tried to figure out what Jay wanted him to say. "If you don't stop we'll...we'll..."
Jay held two fingers out at seymour like a gun.
"Oh right, we'll shoot you... " Jay gave him a thumbs up. "Shoot you with our... with our..."
 
Jay traced invisible streaks of light around his head.
"With our... laser beam thingies..." Seymour stuttered.
Jay sighed and did the universal sign for dying. He was now making a lot of aggressive actions.
"Very dangerous laser beam thingies, yes, they're very nasty! More like a death...beam, yes. In fact that's what we call it. A death beam! It'll fry your little ship straight away, because its all so powerful. And the ship you're in...well, isn't. It'll cut straight through your hull like a well matured Belgian cheese from the foothills of the southern..."
 
Jay pressed the button to cut the communication. "What are you doing? I was on a roll there" Seymour said.
"Just don't go too over the top. Talking about mature cheeses doesn't usually scare most people."
 
"Oh." Said Seymour, realising that at least now he knew he used to like cheese.
 
Katrina's voice came over the comm, but it wasn't DK as they had expected. It was Seymour's Katrina. She must have managed to get at the comm while DK was piloting the Starbug. As expected she sounded panicked. "Seymour, help m..." she said before being cut off by DK.
"Shut up bitch" DK said. Seymour gasped in horror as he heard the sound of Katrina being slapped for talking on the comm.
 
Sounds of profanity came from Katrina as she was beaten around by her dark double. Seymour cringed and listened to Katrina's profanities.
"Ooh the language! I never knew my girlfriend could say such nasty things! Her double must be teaching her all this, we must get her back at once before her mind is completely corrupted!"
 
 
<<Tag Nic, and Happy Christmas to everyone. I've only got an hour and 5 minutes to enjoy the rest of xmas day!>>

----- Original Message -----
From: jay_chrysler
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 5:58 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Death First!
Jay, clutching more weapons that he had fingers ran to the shuttlebay, followed by a plastic pipe weilding Niples. As the doors slid open, the two officers charged through, skdding to a halt as they watched the starbug moving through the forcefield and out into the cold blackness of space. Jay raised one of his many Bazookoids, and taking careful aim, fired off a blast at the departing shuttle. The shot wrenched one of the landing legs off the side of the ship and the green vessel tumbled for a few seconds, before Dark Katrina managed to right it and flew ut of the doors at breackneck speed. "We lost them!" Niples shouted "Now what do we do?" "dont you remember anything?" asked Jay"Im....tall?!""So you wouldnt happen to remember that..maybe perhaps I'm one of JMC's top pilots?""Whats your point?"Seconds later the Phoenix was rocketing put of the shuttlebay in pursuit of the starbug, in the co-pilots seat Niples watching the starbug said "Oh I seeeeeeeeeeee!"