Death First!

Dark Katrina dragged (literally dragging) her good counter-part through the
Landing Bay, towards the nearest Starbug.
"Drop dead, you dirty whore!" Blond Katrina screamed. She twisted and
squirmed, trying to free herself, despite being injured. "I will not be
kidnapped by someone with such a bad dye job!"
DK punched her across the face again. "It is not a dye job, Miss Black
Roots!" she shrieked.
Katrina spit blood. "Where are you taking me?"
DK grinned. "Did you know that the Blue Dwarf is headed for a black hole
right now?"
Katrina gasped. "What? Why?"
"Some guy called Vinny is gonna do a show, with the climax being the ship
getting sucked into the hole, killing everyone aboard," DK explained. "We're
heading the opposite direction, back to that wormhole, and you and me will
live a miserable existence on the first planet we come to."
"How do you know that?"
"I've been sleeping with the Captain. I've learned a few things," she said
smugly. "What do ya think of that?"
Katrina spit again. "Go drink piss."
With one last pistol whip, DK finally rendering her counter-part unconscious,
and proceeded to drag her body onto the Starbug. She started the engine, and
left the ship at full speed.