Re: Intruder intruder.. what the hell do we do?!

--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@y..., "nutterharris" <morbid29@l...> wrote:
> Vinny Soprano had made his way to the best room on board the ship,
> the Captain's quarters. He made himself at home (i.e. making a mess)
> and plopped down on the bed to get a little shut eye.
>
> Not too far away Tom, Dick and Harry, too dense to note the fact the
> gravity was off and should be floating in the air were making their
> way to the captain's quarters walking on the ground. Besides
> wondering why everyone was floating around the three security thugs
> were wondering who would want to break into the captain's quarters.
>
> After using a security overwide, doesn't take someone with brains to
> use one, the thugs entered the cap's living space and found it to be
> a mess. They made their way over to the bedroom after turning the
> room inside out looking for who broke in and found the intruder
> asleep in the bed.
>
> "Now what?" Tom enquired.
>
> "This!" Harry said. Then he grabbed the intruder by the leg and
> began to use him like a fail, smashing him into the walls, floor and
> breaking a bedside table and yelling. "This'll learn ya to break
> into cap's cabin!"
"What! Who dare disturbes Vinny Soprano!" the singer yelled as he
awoke. Harry's movement stopped in midswing. The thug was frozen
like a statue. Vinny freed himself and stood on the floor. He
noticed Tom and Dick moving towards him with billy clubs in their
hands. "I guess you guys must be from the shallow end of the gene pool."
Tom found himself being thrown back by and unseen force and into the
wall. As Dick came in to hit Vinny, the thug himself was hit square
in the jaw by Harry's fist. Harry then proceeded to pound Dick in the
face. Dick didn't know what to think. Harry had never hit him
before, at least not without a few pints in him.
All passers-by heard a loud commotion within the Captain's quarters.
No one was sure what was going on, but it didn't sound pretty. An
hour later the door opened, and out stepped Vinny Soprano. Behind
him, Tom, Dick, and Harry stood in flashy Armani suits. Their fingers
were decorated with large, tacky rings. "Everyone needs a little
protection. Especially Vinny Soprano. Someone's gotta beat the girls
off me." The lounge singer had put the thugs under his spell.