Joining the dark side

Vega 22's Brig
Shortly after Whitewolf's fight
Ffionian snoring is the most unpleasant in the universe, mainly because the
nasal cavity links into the colon, resulting in what can only be described
as rapid fire flatulence.
James only discovered this after being locked in a cell with him for three
hours. It wasn't something he would be likely to forget. The only other
person in there was someone wearing a lab coat with singed hair, and he'd
left two hours ago.
Eventually two customs officers turned up, one with very wet hair, the other
the arresting officer.
"Oh you sure about this Biff?"
"Look, if we're gonna beat those panzie bastards on Blue Dwarf we're gonna
need some 'inside knowledge'."
"Yeah, but..." the arresting officer whispered something in Biff's ear,
which involved standing on tip toe.
"Are they?" Biff asked in amazement, he shrugged, "Never mind."
He opened the cell door and stepped in.
"Okay you two, I'm going to offer you a deal. We don't like you very much,
and if we wanted we could plant some counterfit pokemon cards on your
clothes, an offence that would stick to you like glue. You wouldn't be
allowed any jobs in the daycare or paperboy industries. Or we could
'compromise'."
"How?" James asked, sounding worried, he'd heard stories about what security
officers did to you in the brig...
"We're having a little paintball match down on the planet soon, and we were
wonderring if you could give us a hand..."
"You want us to betray our crew members to fight against them in a paintball
match?" James asked.
"Yes."
"Well I can think of worse things," he sighed, gladly dismissing the stories
he'd heard.
"Great!" Biff said, he turned to his subordinate, "Go and make the
preperations Dean," he nodded.
When the arresting officer was gone, Biff sat down next to James and smiled,
"How about a quick shag before I go on duty?"
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