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OOC- sorry I haven't post the last few days. Been spending a little
too much time at work lately. Now, let me see if I can move the plot
along further.
RPG
IN THE CAPTAIN'S OFFICE
Allie was not happy with her current situation. She was in charge of
a ship that was in a dire situation and had to put up with a frisky
lounge singer who seemed to have incredible power. Not to mention the
fact that she was floating in mid-air.
"...And I want dancers. Beautiful dancing girls with big hats and
huge breasts doing the can-can while I perform only the way the Vinny
Soprano can." The vocalist had been going on for minutes about the
preparations that he wanted made for his concert. "The stage needs to
be gigantic. Gigantic, I tell you. No ordinary stage can hold Vinny
Soprano."
Allie could agree with that. Vinny Soprano was a large man. Any
ordinary stage would probably collapse underneath him. She gave out a
call to all personel in engineering to clear out one of the cargo bays
and set up the elaborate stage that the performer would conduct his
show upon.
"Now, while you get all this ready, I think I'll take a little nap in
my suit." Vinny Soprano got up and walked out of the room. He passed
by Dren and D2 while they were bringing the recently re-captured White
Wolf to Allie. D2's attention was caught by something peculiar about
Vinny Soprano. Other than the fact that the singer was walking on the
floor while everyone else was floating due to the lack of gravity,
there was something on his arm that D2 recognized.
"Holy smeg!" D2 said as Vinny walked out of the Drive Room.
"What is it?" Dren asked.
"That lounge singer. I know this is going to sound silly, but that's
Dirk. This dimension's Dirk, that is."
"You're right! It does sound silly," Dren responded.
"No, I'm serious. That guy is wearing a watch that Dirk made himself.
He's the only one with it. That guy has to be Dirk."
"He couldn't have just taken it from Dirk and started wearing it himself?"
"That would be the simple explanation. How many times has the simple
explanation been the correct one on this ship?" Dren mulled D2's
question over and, then, finally agreed. "You said that that white
light came from Dirk's cell. That must have been what it was."
"Hey, hold on now. I've got a pain in the butt hampster trying to naw
his way out of this duct tape we put him in. I'm going to turn this
guy in and collect my reward. If it's free beer, then I'll drink
while we decide what to do with Mr. Fancy-pants there. If's it's a
full pardon, then I'll.................... drink while we decide what
to do with Mr. Fancy-pants there."
Dren floated into the office and over to Allie. "Here's your pet
rat!" He handed her the mini-White Wolf, who had been tied up in duct
tape with his head poking out to get air. The rodent squirmed, trying
to break free. "Now, let's talk about those bogus charges from security."
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Vinny Soprano had made his way to the best room on board the ship, the
Captain's quarters. He made himself at home (i.e. making a mess) and
plopped down on the bed to get a little shut eye.