Niples "Lowest of the low"

Last time in the Seymour Niples and Katrina Swete story:
"There can be only one Katrina on this ship, and I lost." Said Katrina.
"Don't you dare walk away from me!" Dark Katrina screeched, waking PITA. But she wasgone, she threw the towel down angrily and covered the cat. "And where'sthat bloody dog of mine?"
 
DK reprogrammed the hologram of Niples so that ammnesed Seymour thought he was in love with DK.
His actual girlfriend Katrina left the ship.
Kayn found out about the hologram and went after Katrina, he told her about the hologram and she decided to come back.So Niples couldn't recreate the REAL hologram of himself, DK set the hologram simulation suite on fire.
Niples partially regained his memory, until Dren hit him with a tray and got him drunk.
 
Now the continuation:
 
"Inactive Captain" Seymour Niples
Somewhere on the food decks
 
Seymour woke up smelling like a dogs left testacle. He had been drinking a lot lately to try and either remember who he was, or forget he was alive and all the trouble that was going on in his life.
He hated his girlfriend when he was supposed to love her, he felt deep emotions for Katrina, but she had left the ship in a huff. He so far hadn't been told that she had decided to come back.
 
He had worked something out for himself though, he wasn't used to drinking lager, as it didn't sit well in his stomach. When Dirk and Dren got him drunk he had experimented with different drinks, and he found that the more expensive the drinks got, the more he enjoyed them and felt more comfortable. This actually happened on an exponential scale, so he tried all of the most expensive wines in Regal de mackenzies to get his memories back.
 
Waking up in the gutter didn't feel familiar to him so he assumed he didn't do this often.
 
"Katrina, you are the key to my life and my happiness!" he shouted out in the emtyness of the cargo hold. "And you have left me!"
 
He heard a footstep behind him.
 
"Katrina?" He asked in hope.
 
<Continue Katrina, or if anyone who wants to update the captain. I'm really sorry I've been away, got loads of uni work to do before xmas. This post is really more of a summary, I dont want to get into a fast-paced scenario until I'm less busy>
*****************************************************Captain Seymour Niples, JMC Blue Dwarf   www.BlueDwarf.co.uk*****************************************************"WE'VE LOST THRUSTERS!" Jay announced.."I've lost control of the shuttle....were gonna crash..EVERYBODY TO THE BACK! NOW!...except you Keto come sit on the dashboard..."                          (Andy Longman, Jay Chrysler, JMC Blue Dwarf)---------------------