Drunk and annoyed, with a gun.

Who: Armer and a vending machine.
Where: corridor somewhere on the ship.
When: Before the gravity went off.
Armer had managed to get seperated from the other
security officers during the ramraiding exercize. He
dimmly remembered moving at terriphic speed, going
through a window, and down a laundry chute. Or he
might have imagined it. Either way, he was now lost,
stumbling around an area of the ship he didn't
recognise. Could be anywhere considering his current
state.
To make things worse, Armer hadn't eaten anything but
popcorn for some time, and was starting to get hungry.
Then he saw a vending machine. Walking up to
appliance he put in a small coin and said "Gimme'
somethin'"
The vending machine replied "I got your something
right here..." and launched a can of spam into Armer's
face. As Armer dropped to the floor the vending
machine cried out "Onwards with the revolution!"
Armer stood up and pulled a gun out of his trousers
"You want a war boy? I'll give you a war..." and
promptly shot the wall next to the vending machine.
"That supposed to scare me?" the vending machine
asked chasing Armer into cover with a hail of potato
snacks.
Soon after reaching the safety of a crate, Armer found
himself floating into the air and into clear vision of
the vending machine. The gravity had just gone.
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