Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] ***ACTION POST: PT. 2***

> "Where are you taking us?" Allie cried. She didn't
> like the feeling
> of being completely out of control, which is what
> she was.
>
> "Just to where the concert is taking place. You
> see, I came up with
> the most stupendous finale ever devised. I'm going
> to pilot a
> dwarfstar class ship into the very center of a black
> hole so that it
> gets crushed in the gravitational forces. It'll be
> the greatest
> spectacle of all time."
>
> "My god! What about the crew?"
>
> "They'll go down in history as the first crew to
> ever see the inside
> of a black hole as part of a farewell concert. Did
> I mention that I
> get 90% of the door?"
Allie, first checking that she was back in
hard-light, started banging her head repeatedly on the
desktop. "My life" Bang "has turned into" Bang "the
biggest pile of sh-" Bang.
"Hey, don't worry, toots, it'll be an event you'll
never forget," Vinny went on. "So, are you in on the
'entertainment' for later?"
The Acting Captain continued banging her head on the
desk. "I want to die. Again. And Again." She looked up
at Vinny with absolute loathing in her eyes. "I hate
you."
"Sweet talking isn't gonna get to you the job,
girly," announced Vinny. "I think a little top-less
dancing would work, though."
Just as Allie was about to jump across the table and
strangle Vinny Soprano to death, the gravity went off.
As she floated across the room, Allie repeated, "I
want to die again."
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