Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Imperial capitalist hamster!

Lenin was standing in front of Dren and D2 asking them to join the commie revolution. There are two things that Dren hates in this world, Hippies and commies. This Lennin jerk looked like both. Dren looked at the scutters, his only freinds save for Dirk on the whole ship.
   "You guys aren't falling for this crap? You guys already have a better Union than us. "Dren said. The scutters looked at eachother. "And, commies don't play cowboys and Indians. Plus, they hate, I mean Hate, John  Wayne." The scutters nod and leave.
   "You capatalist Dog! You will pay for your crimes against the party!" Lenin screams. Dren pulls out one of the many needles White Wolf shot in his ass. He sticks it in Lenin's eye. Lenin drops to the ground, screaming. Dren picks up Lenin's AK.
   "You can add the medical bill to my tab." Dren smiles as he rounds the corner with D2. Lenin is left in aganizing pain, unable to do anything but scream. Dren spots WW's hummer cruising along the corridor. "Enough monkeying around." Dren says as he pulls out another needle. He throws it at WW's hummer and it pierces a tire. The Hummer skids to a halt. Dren picks up the hummer with a dazed WW inside. "Hey, kid, playtimes over. You're girlfreind wants you in the drive room pronto."
Dren begins to put the vehicle in his pocket when D2 taps him on the shoulder. Dren looks at him. D2 shakes his head and pulls out a roll of duct tape. They wrap the vehicle completly so WW can't escape. Dren puts the vehicle in his pocket. The two make tracks to the Drive Room.
Allie is waiting for them in the Drive room. Dren drops the duct tapped vehicle on a table. "I got your boyfreind, now lets talk about some clemency."