The start of a new communist revolution, or just a Hamster rebellion?!?
Who: Lenin, Scutters, and the four inch White Wolf.
Where: The Lower decks
When: A few seconds after, right now
<Snip>
> "Splendid. Paint yourselves red, and spread out among the ship.
Await the word for action, and we will initiate the December
Revolution and overthrow the evil totalitarian system. Farewell
comrades, I will be rallying the support of those who have been
incarcerated unjustly. And I shall attempt to see if the corrupt
capitalist government will give up its power peacefully."
> Lenin turned and walked out of the room, as the scutters
beeped, 'Long live the revolution!'
<End Snip>
As the little hamster drove by the old storage room in the little
hummer, he gawked at the banners with the hammer and sickle lining
the walls, at Lenin and the scutters painting themselves red.
The little hamster leaned out of the hummer's windows and hollered at
Lenin, "Hey, You up there!"
Lenin glanced down questioning at the toy car.
"Would you happen to be Bob?" asked the hamster.
"Surely you know that I am Lenin. Long live the revolution!"
responded the communist raising his fist.
"Not exactly the answer I was looking for, but Good enough." Muttered
the hamster gunning the little cars engine to make his escape before
reaching over and pulling the trigger on his roof mounted weapon.
Which, missed Lenin with a wide margin.
The little hamster cursed, as he sped off with the hummer around the
corner.
One of the red painted scutters plucked at a set of tiny needles that
were stuck in the wall near Lenin's kneecaps.
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Later, in an adjoining hallway
<Snip>
"This is your Acting Captain speaking to you," she started. "I can
see what you're doing and where you think you're going. But I'm here
to say, find my
Wolfie first, or the deal is off."
"So?" D2 smirked. "We'll just pay."
"Oh, no you won't, because if you step another inch in the direction
of Parrott's I'll flood the room you're in with this lovely gas I've
discovered called 'Impotence' gas. It works instantly and leaves you
sterile for life. Now, get back on task or you'll be shooting blanks
for life."
<End Snip>
Dren and D2 stood there for several seconds looking at each other
mulling this over in the heads. Dren absent mindedly wiped the cheese
crumbs from his lips as the little hummer drove into D2's view, and
D2 yelled pointing, "Look! There he is! Your cheese bait worked!"
"That's what you think!" yelled the little hamster quickly speeding
by in the hummer and shooting Dren's bum full of tiny needles.
"OW!' yelped Dren, "What'd he do that for?!?'
"He didn't like that specific flavor of cheese?." Said D2 hopefully.
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OOC - Hope you don't mind the little drive by hamster shooting,
Dren! ;-)