Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Hampster Hunt

> Free beer for a month. It sounded good at the
> time. I should have asked
> for clemency." Dren muttered. "I have no idea where
> to look for this guy. If
> Holly can't find him, were definitly not, unless he
> falls from the sky." Dren
> stopped and looked up. D2 looked up as well. The two
> stared at the ceiling
> for half an hour.
> "Guess, he's not. Lets go get some beer." D2
> suggested.
> "Mmmm, beer." Dren said as the two hurries to
> Parrot's.
Acting Captain Allie watched Dren and D2 head off
towards Parrott's on the secret screeen she'd found
while rummaging through the office.
"Off to Parrott's so soon?" she murmured. "Well,
we'll see about that."
She flipped open the microphone. "Dren and Dirk, you
smegheads!"
She saw the two men look around in confusion. "What
the-?" Dren gasped.
"This is your Acting Captain speaking to you," she
started. "I can see what you're doing and where you
think you're going. But I'm here to say, find my
Wolfie first, or the deal is off."
"So?" D2 smirked. "We'll just pay."
"Oh, no you won't, because if you step another inch
in the direction of Parrott's I'll flood the room
you're in with this lovely gas I've discovered called
'Impotence' gas. It works instantly and leaves you
sterile for life. Now, get back on task or you'll be
shooting blanks for life."
(Well, gentlemen?>
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