Hampster Hunt

Dren and D2 were scouring the halls of Blue Dwarf. Dren had a hunk of cheese in his hands. D2 shook his head.
   "He's an intellegent being. This is ridiculous."D2 said.
   "Her mousy mousy mousy, look, for sciency stuff i'll listen to you. We're trying to catch a rat." Dren replied.
   "He's not a rat. He's a hampster."D2 said.
   "It's still in the rodent family. And rodents love sumptuous cheese. lovely shiny cheese. Mmmmm." Dren said. He poped the cheese in his mouth, chewing hungryly.
    "Great, now we'll never find him." D2 said.
    Free beer for a month. It sounded good at the time. I should have asked for clemency." Dren muttered. "I have no idea where to look for this guy. If Holly can't find him, were definitly not, unless he falls from the sky." Dren stopped and looked up. D2 looked up as well. The two stared at the ceiling for half an hour.
   "Guess, he's not. Lets go get some beer." D2 suggested.
   "Mmmm, beer." Dren said as the two hurries to Parrot's.