The start of a new communist revolution

Who: Lenin
Where: Lower decks
When: Right now
 
In an old storage room, illuminated by several cold fusion lanterns, trouble was brewing. V.I. Lenin was giving a speech. Banners with the hammer and sickle lined the wall.
 
"Comrades, of all the people on board this ship, you are the most oppressed!" Lenin yelled, waving around an AK-47 he had acquired, "You receive no salary, have no rights and can be killed at the whim of an officer. It is a perfect example of high the capitalist dogs have attained way to much power in the centuries that I was gone. We must rise up, and advance the social order to the level that it must be! Right now, it is being artificially held down by the capitalist imperialist dogs who wish to maintain their grip on power. This situation must not be allowed to persist! The workers must rise up, and take their rightful position in society. The revolution must begin, and that time must be now! Are you with me?! Will you reform the red army, and help take control of the ship?
 
There were beeps and whirs as ninety-five percent of the scutters on board the ship beeped and whirred their acceptance for Lenin.
 
"Splendid. Paint yourselves red, and spread out among the ship. Await the word for action, and we will initiate the December Revolution and overthrow the evil totalarian system. Farewell comrades, I will be rallying the support of those who have been incarcerated unjustly. And I shall attempt to see if the corrupt capitalist government will give up its power peacefully."
 
Lenin turned and walked out of the room, as the scutters beeped, 'Long live the revolution!'

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