Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Running amoke

>>>>Snip
>
> However, ram raiding requires a car that could go
> over five miles an
> hour, the best the ship had was golf carts but some
> of the security
> thugs had over come that, a giant flexible band to
> launch the carts
> from at shop made from knicker elestic. Now they
> were off to collect
> the band and start some cart launching.
>
> (Warning to the Parrot's bar and all other shops,
> beware low flying
> golf carts)
>
> >>End snip
Armer stumbled out of parrots bar in a drunken stupor
and saw a strange sight. It appeared to be a large
group of drunken security officers/thugs (Nothing
unusual yet) collecting together knicker elastic.
Armer was reminded of something from the past, but his
drunken mind couldn't recall the drunken memories. He
walked up to one of the thugs. "Hi, what you guys up
to?"
The thug looked at him "'Goin' ram raidin'" he
replied. "Need to collect as much knicker ellastic as
we can, so we can 'atapult a cart through da windows"
Armer thought about this for a moment. "Sounds like a
plan! I'm in!" With that he joined the other
security guards in their search for elastic.
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