reporting for duty

"So remember D2, you're Dirk for right now" Dren said.
"No problemo." D2 replied.
"Cut it out with the Terminator schtick!" Dren said.
"Why?"
"Shut up. You are just like Dirk."
The two reach the drive room. Dren examines his pants. Yup, there was a rip in them. The acting captain was waiting for them.
 "Heard you wanted us for something. Make it quick, I've got a legal defense to prepare." Dren said.
<<Whatcha want us to do Captain>>>