The Red Revolution

Who: Lenin and the others
Where: Starbug
As the Starbug lifted off, Lenin was industriously painting the walls
red with a can of paint he had found. At regular intervals, he would
took out yellow paint and paint a hammer and sicle. After he finished
coating one of the walls, he put away the paint and sat back down.
"Now," he said, "Is anybody here willing to assist the glorious class
strugle where the government, economic and social level will advance
higher, as the surpressed and underpaid working class takes control
of the government? All you have to do is join The Blue Dwarf Workers
and Technicians Progressive Communist Party. No high ranking officers
allowed, unless they're willing to work as spies. Form an orderly
line, and no pushing or shoving."