Who put that planet there?
Posted byPosted: Dec 4, 2001, 3:52pm
Who : Phil , Mr WD-40 and a cousin of WW(a rat called Gerald)
When : Just before Phil "lands"
Where : on starbug "The Daddy" & planetoid thingy
Phil was piloting the 'Bug
"I do have one question sir, regarding our mission."
"Yes what is that?"
"Well, and I must add that I am i no way infinging on your skills in anyway shape or form, but how do you know how to pilot this craft."
"It's simply a matter of applying spatial co-ordinates to a 4th dimension trajecttory rembering to allow for changing universial constants..."
"And that menas what sir....."
"I can fly this thing but I an't got a clue how to land it."
"Bugger!" said the droid, temporaly overiding his Piloteness circuits
"That not the half of it...."
"It's not?" said the droid (Panic level now 56% and rising)
"Well there appears to be a small rat chewing it's way through the landing computer and..." Phil let the words just hang there.
"What is it now sir?"
"Well I'm just wondering who put a giant tree up here in orbit?"
<insert sound of a starbug "landing" in a big tree here >
** 5 mins later **
"Well, we're in one piece"
"Speak for you self sir, Allthough I shall endevour to repair my self first haste"
Phil look over at Mr Wd-40 and saw hew was in two piecse. WW was NOT going to be happy with him..
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