The wrath of...

No one but him was stupid enough to fall for that smegging message.
He had to beleive some one was, though. He bet his life on it.
A screen blinked into life showing the security officer who had
informed the captain of regs concerning drunken officers giving
orders.
"Good day Mr. Walker." The security said. "You are the source of
many of problem, store-awaying board ship, stealing that suit and
muteny!(damn to hell my poor spelling!)"
"Mutenty!" Dren commented.
"When you laced the vendering machines with laxaties and hide all the
toilet roll. You prevented many an officer from doing their work and
this counts as mutenty." The security informed. "The penalty of
which happens to be death. Have a good day now."
The screen went black.