Rollin' on the river

D2's usual journey to Parrot's found a new and exciting way of travel.
The entire Promenade was still covered in four feet of water from the
melted ice and snow. He had acquired a life raft and a paddle and was
navigating his way past the debris floating out of stores and garbage
cans on the deck.
The scientist laid all the way back in the raft as he floated through
the door into the bar. Once inside he sat back up and piloted himself
to the bartender. Putting his paddle down beside him, D2 picked up a
copy of the JMC Regulations book tied to a rope. He dropped anchor
and ordered whatever was on the top shelf.
"Through the teeth. Over the gums. Lookout stomache 'cause here it
comes," he said as he downed the entire bottle. He then took out a
piece of paper and wrote a note on it: "HELP! I'M STRANDED IN THE
BURGER CZAR! THE WATER IS RISING FAST! I CAN'T HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER!
SIGNED A DEFENSELESS WOMAN. P.S. I'M NAKED AND
HAVE PIZZA!" D2 rolled up the paper and stuffed it into the bottle.
Ater capping it with a cork, he tossed it out of the door onto the
Promenade and watched it get carried off by the current.
"That should make things a little interesting," he said to the
waterlogged Owen. "Now to see if anything comes of it."
OOC- BTW, Eve, D2 didn't forget you were there. He just ignored you.
Nothing personal, but that's how Dirk and his alternate self work.
And you're right, I did forget that you were in the hall. That was my
flub up.