"Kayn and the Holy Grail" OR "There are about four plotlines going

Who - Kayn+Alota
Where - Promenade
 
"Jay's gone?"
"Yes"
"There is a god..."
Alota was not too amused by this and promptly kicked Kayn in the shin
 
"I'm joking... jeez..."
"Well you going to help him or not?"
"Everything happens at once doesn't it... Let me put him down on my priority list somewhere..."
"Like your doing anything better..." with that, Alota stormed off
 
-=-
 
The hologram was still in La Regal Mckenzies sitting nicely at the table. Being a hologram it couldn't eat, and with laws of ettiquite requiring you shouldn't ask to leave until the table is cleared, the Holocaptain was waiting for someone to ask whether his meal was finished. The starter had been finished quite nicley by the actual captain and the cutlery looked clean...
 
"Ah... so your why no one can clean their goatskin clothes"
"Leutenant Bestrom. How nice to see you. What do you want"
"I'd like to know what you said to the captain that he said to make Katrina run off..."
"Oh I merely told him who he was"
"I doubt that..."
"I don't need to be told my own memories by a punk leitenant like yourself"
"No... My opinion is you've been tampered with somehow...personally I don't think the captain acted that much of a bastard"
"Now that is totally out of order! I have not been tampered with! I'll personally advise myself to demote you down to Sensor Opperator again. I do not have to sit here and take this!"
 
With that the holocaptain left. Kayn sighed and sat down at the table trying to think of how he could prove the holocaptain wasn't all there...
 
Then he noticed the lack of Asparagus ends*...
"That's it..."
 
Kayn had darted out of the restaurant before the real Nipels had entered...
 
-=-
Kayn ran along the coridors to the drive room before Holly came up on a screen nearby
"Wait... message for you"
"Not now Holl... something's wrong here""Tell one of the technicians the vending machine's broken"
"It's not that... it's something about the captain"
"Oh, that reminds me... your message"
"What?"
"Alota wants you to rescue Jay"
"I know... I know!"
"And Katrina's left the Dwarf"
"What?"
"Yep... taken a ship and everything. She's got Efof to pilot it"
"Then who's driving the ship?"
"The normal person"
"Nobody... great..."
"And it looks like only the Valkyrie or the Pheonix will reach her"
"This sounds like a poor Austrailian soap opera... Do I A) Tell the captain his copy's been tampered with, B) Fly the ship before it hits a small planet, C) Try to find the captain's girlfriend in space or D) Rescue fly boy and half the medibay..."
"The suspense is killing me...what will it be?"
"E"
"There was a E?"
"Yes... E) Go back to sleep"
"You can't do that!"
"Why not? I'm tired"
"Because you're the good guy.... the good guy saves the day at the end of the movie"
"Holly... all the good guys in those movies are American"
"Well..."
"And the captain already owes me for saving his life**..."
"Well do those four things and he'll be even more indebted towards you"
"He'll probably forget... again..."
 
-=-
 
Kayn rushed to the flight bay. Alota was waiting there"Thank god... your off to rescue Jay"
"Yeah... just need to take a Slight Detour...."
 
The Valkyrie was off towards the Blue Midget.
 
(Over to Katrina...)
 
*Asparagus has it's own law of ettiquite. You're not meant to eat the ends of them... Full of useless facts today aren't i!
** Bad mistake... must have been a terrible mistake... ^_^

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