PROMOTIONS + crew changes

The crew gather around the BD's noticeboard, there is something new. The first actual notice to be pinned onto the board in 12 months (not including the menningitus vaccination poster). For the notice says:
 
PROMOTIONS
and crew roster changes
 
Alota Chrysler promoted to full Lieutenant
Allie Fletcher promoted to Lieutenant Junior grade
Kayn Bestrom promoted to Lieutenant Commander
Jay Chrysler promoted to Lieutenant Commander
Joe Schweeble promoted to Sargent
 
Katy Roskev transferred to security, her rank is now Ensign.
    -Note: Ms Roskev is to report to Edwards ASAP to discuss position.
 
Dren Walker, Chris Zodar and L'Ontar have been recommended to take the Engineering Officers exam to gain the rank of Ensign. The test will commence at 2:15 Friday the 30th. Remember, learning drugs are not allowed and any cheating will lead to duty shifts for the exportation of biomatter from sickbay. (Yes that includes touching the pus filled scabs and tumours they cut out of people's bodies) 
 
Special commendation to Jay Chrysler who has been put into the Guinness galactic book of records for crashing the largest blue thing into the ocean of an alien world. Although the record has recently been broken again by someone crashing a large whale into Mimas.
 
<<Cud wither Keto or Sean please make the changes to the website please, thanks guys, you love this hard work really!>>
 
*****************************************************Captain Seymour Niples, JMC Blue Dwarf   www.BlueDwarf.co.uk*****************************************************"WE'VE LOST THRUSTERS!" Jay announced.."I've lost control of the shuttle....were gonna crash..EVERYBODY TO THE BACK! NOW!...except you Keto come sit on the dashboard..."                          (Andy Longman, Jay Chrysler, JMC Blue Dwarf)---------------------