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>Mr WD-40 opened the door to the chamber. >"Well sir, do you want the good news or the bad news?" >"Good News. Softens the blow of the bad!" >"Well, the good news is that White Wolf is now back to being a single hamster once more." >"Hurrah and what's the bad news, "said Phil a slightly worried tone in his voice. >Mr. WD-40 turned around and opened his hand. >"This is the bad news you smegging gimboid!" squeaked a now 4 inch tall White Wolf
"Uh oh...", Muttered a rather confused looking Phil.
"When Allie asked you to return me back to normal, I doubt she specified a normal sized hamster in the whole deal... How the frell am I going to do my duties as acting captain?" screamed the little hamster while jumping up and down with angry indignation.
"Um ... This is only temporary... I expected this..." Replied Phil nervously picking up his paper notes trying to speaking reassuringly to the outraged hamster, "I just need to do a little research with my formula notes here, for the next step in this process."
"Well, how bloody long am I going to have to be this way?"
"It may take me a a while... perhaps a week.", replied Phil paging through his notes.
The little hamster looked like he was about to explode.
"Perhaps if I help Mr. FeBuggure review his formulas, together we could come a more speedy solution.", offered the Mechanoid helpfully.
"You will? I mean... Yes, with his help, perhaps I can figure this out in a couple of days." Said Phil nearly looking relieved.
Looking from the mechanoid to Phil and back again, the little four inch hamster finally relented,"Alright Phil, I'll give you a few more days, before I really get mad at you.", the little 4 inch hamster hopped off the mechanoids outstretched palm and scampered towards the door and stopping, "But in the meantime, I'll go try and figure out a way to keep Allie from killing you... As soon as figure out how I'm going to get this door open and head to her quarters."
"Oh Sorry, Sir.", said the mechanoid as he walked over and opened the door for him, "Perhaps I should go with you."
"No, I'll learn to deal with it like everything else in my so called 'posh' life as high ranking JMC officer. But Thanks anyways for opening the door." replied the hamster as he darted through the door.
"Do you think he'll be alright? Do you think someone might accidentally mistake him for vermin and try to kill him." inquired the mechanoid, as he returned to Phils side.
"Well, it would certainly solve this problem of getting him back to normal..." replied Phil, "Right, let's take a look at the perturbation formulas, shall we? I have and the last integral is;
Does that sound right?"
The mechanoid quickly asked, "Is that taking into account Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle involving anti-quarks top, bottom, up, down, strange, and charmed?"
Phil boggled for a second at the question, and then quickly paging through his notes, and replied, "Um, yes. but taking into account a endothermic, homoeothermic and bradymetabolic state."
The mechanoid glanced at the page, and walked over the the computer monitor and brought up a formula display before continuing "Ahh... And I assume you took into account the static temporal universal constant indicated here from Mr. White Wolf previous alteration?"
Phils jaw dropped in flabbergastment, and numbly said while staring at the display, "A static temporal universal constant? No wonder why my formula's were off, it would have been like changing the C in E=MC squared."
Phil paused, and continued thinking out loud, "That explains why the Blue Dwarf Dimension shifted when White Wolf transformed himself into his two extremes -Trisees's splitting machine had tried modifying his Atemporal nature, but wound up transferring the constant to the entire Blue Dwarf, and when I tried recombining all the White Wolf's (holohamster, Tan hamster, and the Dark furred alternate universe hamster) I was only trying to affect him, and not the rest of the ship... So in order for my correction to White Wolf to have worked, I would have needed to correct the constant that Trisees's machine inadvertently gave the ship."
Phil stopped speaking, shaking his head, seemingly at a loss.
The mechanoid caught up Phil's mental musings, and stated, "But, now that you've partially recombined White Wolf, we need to somehow realign the index of the universal constant of both the ship & White Wolf. Correct?"
"Yes... But how do we do that?!?" exclaimed Phil in exasperation.
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Meanwhile, the little 3 inch hamster, finally got the door to Allie's living quarters to open for him. And he quickly scampered across the doors threshold, while calling in his squeaky sounding voice towards Allie in her bed, "Um... Allie, dear? I just wanted to let you know I'm all whole again, though there seems to have been a minor setback..."
He saw her get up from the bed, pulling on a nightgown and begin walking towards him while rubbing her bleary eyes, she glanced down at him on the floor, shook her head and blinked her eyes, rubbing them with her hands some more not believing what she saw. Then open them to look at him again, and ...
<Over to you, Allie...>