Holly needs an upgrade.... BADLY...

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Who: Kayn "I crash BETTER than Jay... wait a second" Bestrom (Sorry... couldn't resist!) + Efof
Where: Drive Room
When: A few hours after the medical team got trapped in Jurassic Park IV ^_^
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"The scutters are repairing the Valkyrie now" Efof told Kayn
"Thanks..." Kayn sighed and poked the computer screen. Helm was boring as usual. Jay hadn't found anyone else to take part in the race yet - as far as Kayn was concerned Jay was still ON the ship
 
"I'm going to see Vanessa. Efof, can you pilot the ship?"
"Sure"
"And don't fly there" (Kayn indicated an asteroid belt) "There..." (Indicated a black hole) "Or there" (a nearby planet)
"What about there?"
"That's a sun Efof"
"Can I fly into that though?"
"Use your head..."
 
Kayn was halfway out the room before he turned arround and said "That means NO"
 
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Medibay
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Kayn walked into the medibay to find... nothing. "The NHS are REALLY making cuts this year..."
He turned to the screen "Holly... where's Vanessa?"
"And a good morning to you too!"
"Holly... where is Vanessa?"
"Can't you ask a bit nicer dude?"
"Holly...""I get all lonely on my own. What's a computer with an IQ of 6000 meant to do eh?"
"Play Chinese Checkers?"
"You must be joking! No one can complete a game of Chinese Checkers! It's impossible!"
"Holly... where is VANESSA?"
"Oh... she went off with Tara"
"And where did Tara go?"
"With Keto"
"Where did Keto go?"
"With Triseses"
"Where the hell did he go?"
"With the twins..."
"God this takes forever... WHERE did they go?"
"With Hazel"
"Where did SHE go? Is there a party I don't know about?"
"With the Pink Tree and no"
"WHERE THE FRELL DID THE TREE GO?"
"With Vanessa"
 
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Five minutes later
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"With..."
"HOLLY!"
"What dude?"
"WHERE DID THEY GO?"
"Who?"
"EVERYONE?"
"I don't know where everybody goes!"
Kayn grated his teeth together "Holly... Please... will you tell me... where... exactly... the medibay team... and Jay... went?"
"There... that was better... nice and polite"
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"Where did they go?"
"I forgot"
 
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Pointless Post... but funny ^_^
And I agree that magic is WAY out of line... even for this PBeM