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Who :Phil, WW(all versions) and Mr WD-40(until his name is decided, that's what I'm calling him) aka WW's "Kryten" Mechanoid
When : After Phil found his trousers and had a shower and a shave
Where : The lab
 
"Behold my greatest creation!" said Phil pointing at mass of , well, mass.
 
"It's the time fridge?" said the dark hamster.#1
 
"No you cretins it's next to the time fridge."
 
The group were not that impressed by what greated them.
 
"It's a setee?" asked the tan hamster.
 
"No you stupid furball it's the dive for making you whole again. AAAARRRRGGHHH. "
 
The others waited paintly whilst Phil ranted on.
 
"Sorry about that. not had much sleep. Forgot you need to do that everynow and then. Got a bit used to a hardlight body. Sorry."
 
The hamsters nodded their understaing whilst mr wd-40 went about and started to for some reason, plump the pillows on the DMAS(Direct Molecular Alingment Setee).
 
"So what do we have to do?"
 
"Well you place your posteriers either side of the verticale box in the middle. I depress a number of direct electricaly channingling devices,  re-combine your molecules DNA etc and the resulting ....result forms in the middle box. I then make sure that and extrenoues matter is removed and the form is then re-energised in the transparant re-integration chamber thusly, therby removing all traces of you lot and recreating the Acting Captain in his prime and glory."
 
"Huh?"
 
"You sit there and , i press a few button and you come out there!"
 
"Why didn't you say so," said the dark hamster.
 
"I JUST DID! NOW SIT DOWN AND BLOODY WELL SHUT UP BEFORE I AM  FORCED TO KILL YOU !!!!!!!. Sorry had another "Satan" Flashback. I need  to get some serious shut eye soon."
 
The hmasters carefully sat down, being VERY careful to move the wires and springs.
 
"Where did you get this sofa?" asked the Tan one
 
"Cerebeums Office. I owe him for nicking Saddam that time. Never thought I'd say this, but I really miss the deranged AI>"
 
The dark hamster was really worried now. If he was starting to miss the most insane computer this side of realtiy then he was REALLY tired. Not a got thing to be when someone was about to do very personal things to your DNA.
 
"er...Phil, I'm having second thoughts abou this, don't you think that...."
 
Phil looked at the WW dupplicate with such and evil look that he sat down quitely.
 
"Sod this. I'm combing you NOW !"
 
And with that he pressed a button and they dissapeared in a puff of smoke.
 
"Nice SFX sir," said an impressed Mr WD-40.
 
"Thank you.." said Phil, just as the chamber in the middle filled with smoke and went "ding!"
 
Mr WD-40 opened the door to the chamber.
 
"Well sir, do you want the good news or the bad news?"
 
"Good News. Softens the blow of the bad!"
 
"Well, the good news is that WW is now back to being 1 hamster once more."
 
"Hurrah and what's the bad news, "said Phil a slighlty worried tone expressing in his voice.
 
Mr wd-40 tuned around and opened his hand.
 
"This is the bad news you smegiing gimboid" squuecked an now 4 inch tall WW !!
 
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#1 for newbies the time fridge is a device phil built to save the life of penny lloyd. However it now dosn't work except at kepping beer REALLY cool and food really fresh. Anything bigger then a melon placed inside is turned inside out and back to last week.
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