Fricaseed exttinct species anyone?
Posted byPosted: Nov 21, 2001, 6:17pm
Who:- Marooned party, and Dr. "I dream about naked men" Keto
When:- when the dinosaur reappered
Where:- in a truck, fleeing a dino.
"Must go faster! Must go faster!" yelled Jay as the dinosaur began
to gain, the door slowly closing.
The vehicle raced off, dinosaur in pursuit.
Jay reaaaaaaaallllllllly wastn too keen on the idea of widowing Alota
this soon into the marriage, Dino had to be stopped. "Trisees!" he
shouted...and got no response, he realised he wouldnt actually get a
response, what with the rollcage having no means of internal
connection.
Jay, moved out of the rear door, placing his feet on the bumper.
"Jay?," screamed his sister, "What are you doing. you wanna die or
something?"
Jay didnt respond, keeping close to the body of the truck he slowly
made his way around to the fron, using the wheels and whatever other
handy footholds appeared to hold him as he moved. Eventually he
managed to reach the rollcage.
"Larry, bazookoid NOW!"
"What?, why would I..."
"WHY?.'cause ifyou dont, 'yoshi out there is gonna catch up to us and
most likely have Trisees soup as his starter!"
"Fine take it" He said passing the bazookoid to Chrysler.
Jay slung it over his shoulder and made his way back to the rear
section.
Standing in the doorway he primed the mining lazer, and fired off a
round at the oncoming lizard, missed totaly and set fire to a nearby
log.
Reloading he fired again, hitting the dinosaur head on.
The reptile's legs buckled and it fell to the floor.
"Well.." said Jay, "theres dinner"
he turned back into the truck "Hazel" he said "Tell Trisees to stop"
Trisees did so, and a few minutes later everyone was gathered around
the fire Jay had inadvertantly made.
"Ok" said Chrysler.."Now I'M the one with the gun, and you guys gotta
realise..without me you aint getting off of this rock......"
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