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Who: The White Wolf trio and the Mechanoid.
Where: Phil's Office.
When: The morning after the Halloween party.
The tan furred hamster started nibbling on the desk out of sheer boredom
waiting for Phil to arrive.
The holohamster snapped at him, "Stop that! We're supposed to waiting here
for Phil to come in this morning, not devouring his furniture!!!"
"How can I help it? Allie sounded pretty peeved, when she told you we'd
better get an appointment with Phil, get changed back pronto." replied the
distraught looking tan hamster.
"Why don't you both shut up, and blast yourselves out of the nearest space
hatch!!!" muttered the groggy Dark furred hamster from his wheelchair.
The Mechanoid quickly gave the dark furred hamster another shot from hypo
gun, and apologised,"Oh, I'm sorry sirs! I was distracted while reading
Phil's treatise here on his later Hamster pain level experimentation. It
saws here that if he..."
"I Don't want to hear about it!" Suddenly interrupted the holohamster and
tan hamster in unison.
"Oh forgive me sirs!" apologized the mechanoid again, dropping the file back
on the desk.
"Well, How long do we have to wait here before giving up and looking for
him?" inquired the tan hamster.
The Holohamster glanced at the clock, and harrumphed, "Ok, why don't we go
down to Trisees's lab and see if Phil's working on it."
"I'll lead the way!" yelled the tan hamster as he got up and dashed out in
the hallway, with the holohamster and the mechanoid following behind him
while pushing the dark hamsters wheelchair.
"I never knew I had such annoying exuberance." remarked the holohamster.
"Well sir, may I remind you that you are seeing your idealistic good side,
and your intolerable bad side. Without each other to moderate each of their
extremes." said the mechanoid helpfully.
"Yes, But.." Started the holohamster, before he was interrupted by loud
explosion coming from up ahead the hallway. The trio suddenly ran forward to
find out what all the noise was about; And saw Donover standing in the
middle of the hallway, Blackened from head to toe and spikey haired.
He coughed out a cloud of smoke, and muttered "Why me."
Lloyd appeared from the other side of the corridor and commented. "What the
bloody hell happened here?!"
The tan hamster glanced at Donover, and remarked to him, "Just put a little
bactine on that, it'll clear it right up."
The mechanoid bent over and picked up a piece of debris, and commented, "Why
this looks like the remains of a commercial micro explosive device."
Lloyd immediately walked over, took the piece of debris from the mechanoid
and examined it, remarking, "He's right. This JMC ordnance number 232 to be
exact."
"You certainly seem to know your explosives, Ms Lloyd. I was about to come
to the same conclusion." replied the mechanoid.
"Do you think somebody was trying to kill Donover?!?", inquired a surprised
looking holohamster.
"Aaaaa!" said Donover and fainted in fright.
"Trying to kill our most accident prone security officer, No. But, trying to
kill Katrina, perhaps yes." remarked Lloyd looking pensively at the Blond
Katrina and the Dog get up from the floor.
Standing up, Katrina noticed Lloyd looking at her strangely. She put up her
hands. "Hey, I didn't have anything to do with it."
"Sure," Lloyd cooed.
"I didn't," she insisted. "My cat almost blew up. Do you think I would do
something that nuts? Or even have the know-how to do something that nuts?"
"I don't know," Lloyd replied. "I don't know you that well."
Katrina frowned at her. "I think the other me knows how to do things like
that, but she's-" Katrina stopped.
"She what?"
"She not here right now," Blond Katrina continued quietly, her mind racing.
"Well, where-" Penny started.
Katrina rushed past her. "No time to talk. I have to find the Captain!"
"Ok, I think that would be me. Ms. Lloyd, since your our resident expert on
explosives, I want you to head up the investigation looking into this. Oh,
and to be on the safe side, perhaps you should assign a twenty four hour
guard on both Ms. Katrina & Donover to ensure their safety until you get to
bottom of this. If you need me for anything, we'll be in Trisees's lab."
Ordered the holohamster.
"Yeah, what he said.", Chipped in the Tan hamster.
"Shut up, you gimboid. Your making us look bad!" whispered the holohamster
harshly to the Tan hamster as the trio headed off with the wheelchair in
tow.
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Sometime later, in the bowels of Trisees's lab -
"Looks like Keto's been here." muttered the tan hamster reading the hastily
made sign hanging on the assorted machinery entitled 'Larry Trisees's
Incredible Liquefying Machine'
"MMmmm Hmmm." Nodded the Holohamster while stepping over a bunch of old
rotting banana peels & Pizza crusts., "but it doesn't look like either Phil
or the cleaning crews been in here since we were last here."
"Actually sir, judging from the lack of a layer of dust, I think this looks
new." remarked the mechanoid pointing to a DVD player that was jury rigged
up to the equipment. Alongside was two large stacks of DVD's.
The Mechanoid picked up a few, and read the titles out loud, "'alien',
'Girls gone wild', 'The abominable Mr.. phibes', 'bimbo's of buffalo', 'the
fly', 'Debbie Does the JMC', 'Jaws', And 'Stephen hawkings the universe and
transcendal mechanics made easy'. My what an odd video collection."
"Video Collection, nothing... That's my research material for getting you
bunch of hamsters back to normal." mumbled a five o'clock shadowed Phil
rising from underneath a thick stack of discarded pizza boxes on the floor.
The tan hamster hamster flicked a chunk of pineapple off Phil's shoulder and
asked casually, "Alright then, just tell us when we can get started. By the
way, isn't that outfit rather a tad drafty and dangerous for lab work?",
indicating his satin underwear.
Phil glanced down in surprise and suddenly grabbed a pizza box to hold in
front of his nether regions and embarrassedly replying, "We'll start as soon
as we locate my trousers."
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Several minutes later...
"Sir, I believe I've located your trousers next to this glass of spiked
Halloween punch..." called the mechanoid while holding up a pair of Barbie
doll sized trousers, "and perhaps you should consider changing to a
different detergent the next time you do your laundry, so your clothing
wouldn't shrink this badly when exposed to liquids. I would suggest you use
the new TideGain TM detergent instead, from past experience. Though if your
doing a ladies laundry you may dislike the tendency for their clothing to
retain more water than before..."
"Nevermind the commercial. Personally I couldn't care less if you performed
this task while buck naked, painted red & gold, and screaming like a banshee
the whole time. I just want to get this whole unfortunate mess over with, so
shall we get on with it?" cut in a frustrated Holohamster.
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OOC - Phil, please refer to my email. If you didn't get it, then email me.
I've got an outline for our 're-joining' joint post, so please don't post
anything on your own about concluding the rejoining process until you get
from me what I'd like to have happen first, because I'd like to tie it in
with an upcoming action post.