Kevin gets assaulted

Blue Dwarf
Bar
Morning after the party(about 9:30 i think)
Phil FeBuggure(Now Chief Science Officer)
 
Phil was really pissed off now. He couldnt find Doom Harbinger anywhere on the ship. He was going to give him a right good pasting with a glow-in-the dark-haddock(and clean up on a bet he had made)(The bet was that someone would be attacked/assaulted by a glow in the dark haddock). He asked Holly where Doom was located.
 
"Sorry Phil, Doom is no longer on the ship" intoned the crome-domed one.
 
"Where is he then."
 
"In the medical bay talking to Efof, the alien."
 
"But you said he wasn't on the ship.?!"
 
"No, I said Doom wasn't on the ship. The being is now calling himself Kevin of Eton"
 
Phil  trounched off to the medical bay, "Stupid bald headed mainframe," He muttered.
 
Holly heard this, and imediatly simulated a case of Holo-piles on Phils little botty.
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Medical Bay
9:45
 
Phil hobbled into the medical bay and saw Doom/Kevin, STILL talking to Efof, who looked like he was about to comit hari-kari with a surgical implement.
He wipped out the haddock ran up to Kevin and knocked him out stone cold, much to Efof'f releif.
Phil then hobbled out the medical bay, grabbing some holo-ointment on the way(a disk to remove the piles from his matrix)
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Phil's office
10:00
PHil walked into his office (the disk had worked fine - don't ask how he got to holo-managment and then his office in 15 mins). He saw on the screen of Saddam the following messages
 
1 ) Congratulations! You are now the Chief Science Officer of the Blue Dwarf
2 ) The Photo's of Penny LLoyd for Nipples are ready for collection
3) My speach processing unit is broken so I can only talk to you in text, bwanna
 
"So you can't speak, but you can still hear me?" Phil asked his mentaly unbalanced computer
 
+++++YES++++++, it printed on the screen.
 
WOOPIE though Phil, inside his own head
 
"Send the photo's to Nipples quarters, with my complements. Make sure that you removed the dodgy ones. I'll keep hold of those. How long to we reach Vega 22?"
 
+++++ I DON'T BLOODY KNOW. +++++
 
"Git. Any appointments ?"
 
+++++ YES, MEETING WITH NIPPLES AT 11:00 +++++++
 
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Phil's Office again
5 mins after his meeting with Nipples
(I'd make it about 11:30)
 
Phil got back into his office to see a note left on his desk
 
"Unplug the drains?"
 
Now whatever could that mean.....