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Who:- Jay, Alota
Where:- Florida, Earth
"Jay!" shouted Alota..trying to be heard over the sound of the
engine.."JAAAAAY!"
"What?" Jay replied, trying to keep his eyes on the road.
"You missed the junction!"
"I did what?"
"MISSED THE JUNCTION!"
"Smeg.."
Jay and Alota were returning back to Alotas Condo on the Florida
coast, currently cruising along the coastline on Jays motorcycle,
Jay had sold his old flat in England and the newlyweds were now
honeymooning back on earth. having stumbled upon a way to get back to
their own dimension whilst heading out of the Blue Dwarf a few days
ago.
Since they got here Jay had got into an argument with a guy in a
Mickey Mouse costume in Disneyland...which followed in him being
beaten by the likes of Goofy, Donald Duck and Chip and Dale.
Later he'ed gone parascending, while Alota sunbathed...wound up being
cut free from a tree by the Miami fire department when his parachute
got tangled in the branches and then spent the rest of the day trying
to convince people he WAS actually a pilot and knew how to work a big
piece of canvas.
The honeymoon certainly hadnt been full of Chryslers most..notable
triumphs, but it had been fun!
Turning the bike around Jay headed back in the right direction,
arriving a few minutes later at the house. He watched Alota as she
walked towards the house, he'd hit the jackpot.
<look...I'm sorry alright I had to post SOMETHING but posting
honeymoons is harder than it looks!>