Another post of what happened Previously...

Where: La Regal de McKenzie's.
Who: Allie Fletcher, the Holohamster, and Darken.
When: *Before* the wedding!
--- Snip ---
Allie frowned. "Actually, I haven't come up with a really good idea
for that one, yet. All I've been able to think of is finding a
wormhole and hoping it takes up back to our dimension, and saying to
hell with it and just hanging around here for the rest of eternity.
What are your thoughts, fuzzy?"
--- End ---
Darken stepped up behind Allie and was about to grab her, when he was
suddenly overcome by a rogue plate of potato salad from the food
fight someone recently started. Knocked senseless by this random act
of carelessness, Darken slumped to the floor.
The Holohamster poked his head up from underneath the table, glanced
at the now prone form of Darken and replied to Allie, "hmmm, well
Dear, I'll put that on my short list of backup plans. In the
meantime, I think I'd like to consult the Captain about what to do
with Darken here."
Just at that moment Jay walked up to them.
---- Snip ----
"Good Evening Allie, Commander"
"Hi Jay" Allie replied
"Hello Lt"
"Sorry to interupt sir," Jay said, being more formal than he usually
was.
"But I've been meaning to ask you for a while, as you know Alota and
i are getting married, and soon, we were hoping you'd marry us?"
"Lt Chry..um.. Jay. I'd be honoured"
"Thanks commander..I'll um..leave you to it.." jay slinked off
pointing and winking at Allie and the rodent.
-----Snip-----
Allie jumped up with excitement, not noticing she had just stomped on
Darken's prone form in a rather painful place, while saying to the
holohamster, "Oh, a wedding! I cannot wait. Wolfie-I mean, Commander
White Wolf, wanna be my date?"
"I certainly would Allie! And I can do things like that now, because
there's three of me. One to officiate over the wedding, one to ush,
and one to date my favorite redhead." replied the holohamster.
"I think you'll need a recount on that..." muttered Holly, suddenly
replacing a painting of Venice on the wall next to the table.
"Huh? Don't tell me one of my two other halves went and tried that
stupid personality modification device again..." Muttered the
Holohamster.
"Hmmm, That would explain why there's so many Cerebrums roaming
around, and why the Captain suddenly doesn't remember who he is, and
why Phil thinks he's the Devil. But what I was actually refering to
was a disagreement of your dark furred half and the business end of
Lt. Edwards combat shotgun." replied Holly.
"WHAT?!?" exclaimed Allie & the holohamster in unison.
"Let's just say that the only event his Dark furred half will be
attending in the near future happens to be a funeral." remarked Holly.
"You mean his dark furred half is dead?" inquired Allie.
"Is my tan furred half of me Alive & ok?" asked the Holohamster.
"Yes, yes, and Yes." responds Holly while slowly bringing up a copy
of the 'exorcism for Dummies' in view.
"Uh, Uh. That means...", trailed off the holohamster looking down in
horror.
"What?!?" inquired Allie somewhat spooked.
"Well Allie, I think you better take the heel of your boot off
Darkens family jewels, there. Because, If I'm not mistaken, their
going to be mine real soon."
Allie suddenly looked down, and stepped off the prone form, while
uttering a apologetic "Sorry!" as she did so.
"I don't think you have to worry Allie. For all we know, he's
probably used to it with all the weird S&M the Red Dwarfers
practiced. Plus, it could explain something I haven't been able to
figure out for a while - why the future version of myself is carrying
a picture of you proudly wearing an outrageously expensive diamond
tiara while in a silver spandex catsuit and a pair of blue high heel
thigh high boots in his wallet."
Holly wolf whistled and Allie gave the holohamster a strange look.
"Um, we'll talk about that later, Honey. First, why don't we
get 'potato salad face' here, up to Medi-bay and under sedation so he
can't cause any more trouble while we deal with the wedding and all
the related celebration stuff." remarked the Holohamster hurriedly.
Allie nodded and reached down to her belt and switched to hardlight.
Then She reached down and started dragging Darken out of La Regal de
McKenzie's while the holohamster tried to direct people out of the
way, who merely ignored him and continued walking through him.
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Who: Allie Fletcher, Holohamster, Tan furred hamster, Wildflower and
Whoever else happens to be there.
When: Nearly a hour & several head bashings later...
Where: In the Medi-Infirmary, I mean... Medi-bay.
"Oh there you are! Perhaps, you can tell me how I can catch these Tze-
tze flies." remarked the Tan furred hamster still jumping in the air
to catch them along with Wildflower as the holohamster entered
followed by Allie dragging a much bloodied Darken.
"Just lay out a dish with some WD-40 in it. When the flies and
scutters go for a drink, just throw a net over it all." replied the
holohamster.
"What happened to him?" remarked Wildflower gesturing to the much-
abused form of Darken.
"Oh, it seems he wouldn't take my very firm 'No' to his ill-timed
pass, so I had to follow that up a hardlight frying pan to his
noggin. It finally seemed to cool his fire for passion." replied
Allie sarcastically.
The Holohamster interrupted as Wildflower suddenly looked like she
was ready to bolt in fright, "We need to keep Darken here, out cold.
So he doesn't escape again. Can you do that?"
"but, I don't have a hardlight frying pan..." started Wildflower
nearly wilting as the two officers disapproving gaze met her's.
"He means, can you keep Darken under sedation?" Prompted Allie.
"Oh, I think I can do that. Keets has plenty of things like that...
Ointments, I mean." Babbled Wildflower.
The Tan furred hamster walked over and said, "Oh yeah, I've got some
Bad news."
"We know Lt. Edwards Killed the dark furred hamster." remarked the
Holohamster.
"Oh, And did you know that Captain Niples has amnesia and we'll have
to temporarily take command again until he recovers?"
"yes."
"Ok, how about - Cerebrum seems to have fired his meson cannon at the
Red Dwarf, and killed all thier crew except for the one's who
happened to be still onboard here but not in the Security brig who
were killed when Dark escaped, so our Tze-tze flies aren't needed and
that Dr. Keto killed a Cerebrum clone in a fit of anger?"
"Um, No. And stay away from nurse Wildflower, Will you? Her annoying
behavior seems to be rubbing off on us... I mean, you." replied the
Holohamster rubbing his temples.
"Holly!"
"yes?" said Holly as he appeared on a nearby screen wearing Japanese
Shaman's headress.
"I want you to inform everybody that their not supposed to be walking
through their First officer, who now happens to be their acting
captain, even if he's a hologram. Oh, and let Phil know if he could
work in some time to help me out with my current problem when he's
feeling a bit better, And that I'd like to attend any grooms party he
has planned for Jay as long as it doesn't involve demoness's."
"Right, No dissing the hamster ghost, and attend the Stag party but
hold the Devil worship, Got it." remarked Holly disappearing from the
screen.
The holohamster turned to the tan hamster, "Now, I see you still have
your Mail order priest costume on, so you can officiate the wedding."
The Holohamster turned towards Allie, "Honey, Since I'm the acting
commanding officer until further notice, I'm making you my First
Officer. And as my first order for you, I want you to organize a
Halloween Dance as a morale booster in the BD's unused gym to take
place after Jay & Alota's wedding celebration festivities. Oh... And
you can use my charge account to purchase yourself whatever you'd
like to wear along with whatever Holly needs for me to have something
like your holo-belt so I can dial up a matching Tux or costume. Come
to think about it, with that, I could even use it to go as my human
self for once. Would you like that?"
<Allie?>
OOC- Sorry About the delay, Vyv. I got a little waylaid by my
allergies for the past couple of days, and haven't quite felt well
enough to be sitting in front of the computer. But, I'm getting
better now... <ducks the monty python-euqse attempt to finish 'im off
by Keto & Jay>