what happened the night before

Who : Jay, Phil, Zo, Keto and anyone else who wanted to turn up but forgot to email me. guest staring - "Mustang Sally"
When : BEFORE the wedding
Where : A quite(yeah right) part of Parrots
 
Jay was looking nervous, sitting at his table. He knew that Phil "Satan" FeBuggure was up to something, but he couldn't work out what it was. Keto and Zodar were having a "See how many peanut you can balance on your chin" compo, the loser having to take a swig a "Dirty Pint". It didn't help that Keto was loosing and was trying to be , well let's just say "brotherly" to Jay.
 
"I'ddd,,,, just likeeee to say, thanks for  innnvitnng me on this shing-ding. I thought no one on thiiiiis  ship liked me...."
 
"I'd didn't invite you ?"
 
"You'sh didn't, that's not what Phil told me."
 
Jay snapped around to the bar to see Phil walking towards Jay with a big grin and an even bigger jar of ...something green and glowing.
 
With Keto back in the SHMPYCBOYC stakes, Jay, slidded over next to Phil and hissed "Why'd you invite that goit? I don't really know him."
 
"Revenge."
 
"Revenge? What do you mean?"
 
"Remeber I was hungovere for almost a week. Those ointments were vile!!! He' might have to try them himself..."
 
Jay smiled at this. Zo, however signled to Phil. "She's Here!" and pointed vagaley in the direction of the stage.
 
Jay started to panic.
 
"Who's here?"
 
 
"Mustang Sally!"
 
<<What happened next? Just who is "Mustang Sally"? >>
 
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